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Yesterday, I passed a woman who was wearing a T-Shirt that said:
"I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you."
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Are there Magic Café t-shirts?
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On 2011-08-27 10:37, landmark wrote:
Yesterday, I passed a woman who was wearing a T-Shirt that said:
"I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you."


This one should be posted in the grammar section. I'm sure I know at least one person here who would disagree, though...
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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I saw one at the mall that said, "It's ok to be ugly, but you're overdoing it."

I have one that says, "Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still taking."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On 2011-08-27 11:07, LobowolfXXX wrote:

I have one that says, "Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still taking."


One for the spelling section? I'm sure at least one poster would disagree Smile
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Smile. In my defense, I'm on the stinkin' iPad this morning. Nice catch!
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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I don't get where the mistake is supposed to be.

"I have multiple personalities, and none of those personalities has any affection for you" is too long for a t-shirt.
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Whether it fIts on a T-shirt or not is irrelevant to its grammatical accuracy, but a much more efficient fix would be to change "like" to "likes."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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Ah, you meant the use of the word "like.". I was referring to the subject/verb agreement error, which perhaps subconsciously, you fixed! (By using "has" instead of "have").
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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Not sure if the mistake was the T-shirt woman's or mine.
Technically, I would go with likes, but like doesn't grate on my ears. I suppose that's because "none of them likes" is logically equivalent to "all of them don't like."
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Now I'm confused! I didn't notice the missing "s", but now that you've pointed it out, it simply must be there.

Or maybe not. Smile

We've certainly managed to derail this thread, however.

My absolute favorite t-shirt can be found on this website:

http://www.engrish.com/

But it is obscene, so I can't tell what it says or post a picture here at the Café.

:(
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On 2011-08-27 11:37, landmark wrote:
I suppose that's because "none of them likes" is logically equivalent to "all of them don't like."


It may also be because it's more common nowadays. Not sure if that's true, but it feels true.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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On 2011-08-27 11:40, stoneunhinged wrote:
Now I'm confused! I didn't notice the missing "s", but now that you've pointed it out, it simply must be there.

Or maybe not. Smile

We've certainly managed to derail this thread, however.

My absolute favorite t-shirt can be found on this website:

http://www.engrish.com/

But it is obscene, so I can't tell what it says or post a picture here at the Café.

:(


I do hope there are Asian websites dedicated to Western tattoos that don't quite get the Asian characters right.

John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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I'd be large amounts of money that there are.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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This one was a bumper sticker, not a t-shirt:
"My Dog is Smarter then Your Honor Student."
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I've always liked that "Stop staring at my t*ts..." T-Shirt... Smile
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The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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On 2011-08-27 12:01, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
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On 2011-08-27 11:40, stoneunhinged wrote:
Now I'm confused! I didn't notice the missing "s", but now that you've pointed it out, it simply must be there.

Or maybe not. Smile

We've certainly managed to derail this thread, however.

My absolute favorite t-shirt can be found on this website:

http://www.engrish.com/

But it is obscene, so I can't tell what it says or post a picture here at the Caf?

:(


I do hope there are Asian websites dedicated to Western tattoos that don't quite get the Asian characters right.

John

Don't know about websites but I once saw a picture of a big biker with a Chinese tattoo that said "On my period".
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On 2011-08-29 20:00, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
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