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Yesterday, I passed a woman who was wearing a T-Shirt that said:
"I have multiple personalities, and none of them like you."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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Are there Magic Café t-shirts?
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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On 2011-08-27 10:37, landmark wrote: This one should be posted in the grammar section. I'm sure I know at least one person here who would disagree, though...
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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I saw one at the mall that said, "It's ok to be ugly, but you're overdoing it."
I have one that says, "Yet, despite the look on my face, you're still taking."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1064 Posts
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On 2011-08-27 11:07, LobowolfXXX wrote: One for the spelling section? I'm sure at least one poster would disagree 
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The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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 . In my defense, I'm on the stinkin' iPad this morning. Nice catch!
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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I don't get where the mistake is supposed to be.
"I have multiple personalities, and none of those personalities has any affection for you" is too long for a t-shirt. |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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Whether it fIts on a T-shirt or not is irrelevant to its grammatical accuracy, but a much more efficient fix would be to change "like" to "likes."
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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Ah, you meant the use of the word "like.". I was referring to the subject/verb agreement error, which perhaps subconsciously, you fixed! (By using "has" instead of "have").
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Not sure if the mistake was the T-shirt woman's or mine.
Technically, I would go with likes, but like doesn't grate on my ears. I suppose that's because "none of them likes" is logically equivalent to "all of them don't like."
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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3079 Posts
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Now I'm confused! I didn't notice the missing "s", but now that you've pointed it out, it simply must be there.
Or maybe not.
We've certainly managed to derail this thread, however. My absolute favorite t-shirt can be found on this website: http://www.engrish.com/ But it is obscene, so I can't tell what it says or post a picture here at the Café. :( |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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On 2011-08-27 11:37, landmark wrote: It may also be because it's more common nowadays. Not sure if that's true, but it feels true.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1064 Posts
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On 2011-08-27 11:40, stoneunhinged wrote: I do hope there are Asian websites dedicated to Western tattoos that don't quite get the Asian characters right. John
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1191 Posts
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I'd be large amounts of money that there are.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2551 Posts
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This one was a bumper sticker, not a t-shirt:
"My Dog is Smarter then Your Honor Student." On a truck parked outside of the languages building at my University.
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11160 Posts
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On a woman: "I'm not with stupid anymore."
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5715 Posts
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I've always liked that "Stop staring at my t*ts..." T-Shirt...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1064 Posts
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The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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abc Inner circle South African in Taiwan 1081 Posts
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On 2011-08-27 12:01, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Don't know about websites but I once saw a picture of a big biker with a Chinese tattoo that said "On my period". |
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Mr. Mystoffelees Inner circle I haven't changed anyone's opinion in 3621 Posts
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On 2011-08-29 20:00, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: You win!!!
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