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The scene from Kung Pao where the baby rolls down the hill and the lady pushes him down when he stops. By the way, if you haven't seen this movie, I highly recommend it! It's only an hour but it's not for everyone but it's SOO funny!

I like a lot of the scenes from UHF, such as Conan the Librarian and Stan Spedowski's Clubhouse. This is another movie that not many people have seen and I suggest you see it!
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"How much for a order of ribs?"—I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

"Biggus Dickus"—MP Life of Brian

"I ain't be gottin' no weapon, why do you be gotta pull a knife on me?"—Hollywood Shuffle

More to come!
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Re UHF: "BADGERS??!! We don't need no stinking BADGERS!!!"

And then in the clubhouse scene, the kid who gets to drink from the firehose... Smile Smile
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Smokey and the Bandit: After rear ending that other sheriff what's the first thing out of his mouth? An apology? Nope... "Hey boy, do you know where the sheriff is around here?"

Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "One day all this will be yours. What? The curtains."

Mr. Mom: "Tough luck Jeff. Jack! You bet".

Groundhog Day: "This is a man were talking about."

Used Cars: "I had a dog named that once, only he got run over by a truck."

Skin Deep: "What do I look like the burning bush, I made a suggestion not a commandment."

Vacation: "It's only the biggest hole on earth. Clark you're lost! Make that the second."

Caddyshack: "Hey, you scratched my anchor!"
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In Nothing To Lose, the scene where Tim Robbins was dancing to Scat Man. I've never laughed so hard I cried until I saw this, and I don't know if I ever will again.
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I'll be back...

The South Park song—excellent.
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National Security:

"You realize sir that you missed the target in the middle."

"Who the brotha? I wasn't shooting at him."

"You mind telling me why not?"

"He don't look suspicious to me. One lone brotha surrounded by four white guys with guns...please...the man is terrified. What you want him to do, tapdance?"

Martin Lawrence is one funny guy...
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I almost wet my pants in Mrs. Doubtfire when the lady comes to visit him in the house and Robin Williams is switching back and forth from the Dad to Doubtfire and ends up sticking his face in the cream in the fridge and his bra gets blown out the window and run over by the garbage truck. Very funny stuff indeed.

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Benny and Joon...one of my favorite Depp movies.

Happy Gilmore...loved it from the first time I saw it in the theater! I don't know how many times I have watched that one. I have used numerous lines from that movie. Dinner time and you come home from picking up fast food...

"Here, eat that!" or

"Think of your happy place..." or

"She's too old, look at her, she's...she's too old..." or

(one for Firedice) "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ***"

Too many to mention.

Mrs. Doubtfire was a very funny movie also, I remember that scene well, Jojo! One of my favorite scenes (from a movie loaded with them) is the line in Midnight Run where DeNiro is telling Grodin how he is going to put him back in the little bathroom, stick his head in the toilet and make it stay there if he don't shut up...Grodin just sits there a moment then without even a flinch goes on to explain to DeNiro how the restaurant business is a very tricky business...hilarious! But then again, I love this movie!

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Singing In The Rain: "I told you talking pictures were a menace, but no one would listen."

Almost anything William Powell says in a Thin Man movie.
"Sure, I do Scotch and Soda in every show. What? You mean there's a trick by that name?"
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Absolutely hilarious movie—My Cousin Vinny. Man, Tomei and Pesci are absolutely fantastic in that movie, and Fred Gwynne (aka Herman Munster) puts on his best performance ever.
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I forgot about Python movies: "Welease woger".
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Fletch: "Using the whole fist doc?...MOON RIVER!"

Vacation: "She was a pool waitress."

Something About Mary:...ENTIRE MOVIE

Tommy Boy: "Richard, that is pretty girl out there...I bet her boyfriend plays for the YANKEES!"

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I now have Happy Gilmore. It's funny. Smile
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Right on, Jonesc ! Good man. Smile

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Austin Powers. So stupid, so gross and so funny.
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Various bits from Withnail and I including:

"We want the finest wines known to humanity, we want them here and we want them now!"

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All of Tommy Boy

American Pie 2:...Stiffler singing on the back of the pickup...Stiffler running around with a ***** singing...Stiffler quote, "Here's an idea, I'll give you a spoon so you can eat my ***."

I'm so getting reported for that one, but it was worth it...

Sloth from The Goonies
Jim Carrey movies

...and I can't think of any more right now.

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Fight Club:

When "Jack" is beating himself up in his boss's office!

All of Office Space!!!
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I love Super Troopers. The best scene is:

"What about when Mack and Foster saw who could say *** the most."

"Actually Mack bet Foster he couldn't saw meow 10 times. To the driver, I realize that doesn't sound as funny as I described it."

"Whoa, you guys are real crazy, watch out for these guys. I could say meow, hell, I could say moo. For 20 bucks I'll call the guy a chicken..."

...but that whole movie is great.
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