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Bluesman
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If your other half comes home with an animal. What would you guess it would be?
I guess my would bring home a little puppy with big ears.
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Better be a dog, I hate cats.
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Other half? I'm not bisected (nor am I married).
Magnus Eisengrim
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We have a hamster and a hedgehog at home and a horse at a stable. If I had to choose, I think I'd take the hedgehog.

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Either.
We have four dogs and two cats. Three of those animals we got together and one was inherited from my Grandmother.
She has wanted a bearded dragon lately, but my Sphinx cat is just too *** smart for me to think that a small caged animal is a good idea.
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On 2011-11-20 23:03, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
We have a hamster and a hedgehog at home and a horse at a stable. If I had to choose, I think I'd take the hedgehog.

John


Magnus was actually voted "Most Likely to One Day Own a Hedgehog" by his high school class.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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As opposed to Ron Jeremy, who is the Hedgehog.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
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My RJ number is 2.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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If she comes home with another I'm going to shoot her.
So far we have three dogs, twelve chickens, one rabbit, two pigs and three horses.
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I like cats, she likes dogs, and the dog and the cat liked each other.
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So long as it's not crabs,I'm pretty easy going as to what she'd bring home.
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On 2011-11-21 06:22, Ray Tupper. wrote:
So long as it's not crabs,I'm pretty easy going as to what she'd bring home.


:)
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On 2011-11-21 02:31, LobowolfXXX wrote:
My RJ number is 2.

Impressive. Probably only millions can make that claim. Smile
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On 2011-11-21 06:22, Ray Tupper. wrote:
So long as it's not crabs,I'm pretty easy going as to what she'd bring home.


That's so wrong and funny at the same time!!!!! Lol
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On 2011-11-21 04:53, jugglestruck wrote:
If she comes home with another I'm going to shoot her.
So far we have three dogs, twelve chickens, one rabbit, two pigs and three horses.


I bought chickens. Unfortunately, we have this golden retreiver...
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A horse.

Or maybe a dog.

Or a cat, possible.

But probably a horse.
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On 2011-11-21 04:53, jugglestruck wrote:
If she comes home with another I'm going to shoot her.
So far we have three dogs, twelve chickens, one rabbit, two pigs and three horses.

What breed(s) of horses?
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Definitely a cat. We already have two inside, one inside/outside, and one outside.
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
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On 2011-11-21 12:34, S2000magician wrote:
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On 2011-11-21 04:53, jugglestruck wrote:
If she comes home with another I'm going to shoot her.
So far we have three dogs, twelve chickens, one rabbit, two pigs and three horses.

What breed(s) of horses?


All three horses are mainly Irish draft, huge black and white creatures which can make a magicians expenditure on magic look paltry.
The pigs are Kuni kunis, pets which wander where they please, greedy creatures which can make a magicians expenditure .....etc etc.
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On 2011-11-21 17:04, jugglestruck wrote:
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On 2011-11-21 12:34, S2000magician wrote:
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On 2011-11-21 04:53, jugglestruck wrote:
If she comes home with another I'm going to shoot her.
So far we have three dogs, twelve chickens, one rabbit, two pigs and three horses.

What breed(s) of horses?

All three horses are mainly Irish draft, huge black and white creatures which can make a magicians expenditure on magic look paltry.
The pigs are Kuni kunis, pets which wander where they please, greedy creatures which can make a magicians expenditure .....etc etc.

There's an Irish sport horse along a trail we ride; Irish drafts are good-looking horses.

We have two Arabians (we had a third who passed away in June), and, apparently, we're going to look at a Morgan on December 18. I know whereof you speak vis à vis magicians' expenditures. (Now, if I could find a way to put them into the act, so that they're a tax deduction . . . .)
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