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Our movie opens with our hero at the train station in Prague waiting for the departure platform to posted for the train to Vienna. Not understanding Czech he approaches a young woman to ask her a question. From behind our hero heres a voice from a man who says he can show him where to catch the train to Vienna. Turning toward the voice our hero sees a sinister looking man holding a poodle http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernst_Stavro_Blofeld.

Not knowing how the man knew our hero was going to Vienna, he turns to the young Czech Girl and asks if he should follow him. As long as people around she replies. Not wanting to risk missing his train, our hero follows the sinister man with the poodle toward another cooridor. As they round the corner our hero sees there's no people. He stops and turns to the the sinister man with the poodle and says " you or some of your buddies are going to rob, beat and stab me when I get to the end. If I didn't have to catch a train I might have to hurt you."

Our hero walks away and heads back to where he was. He approaches another Czech woman who it turns out is also going to Vienna to see a Lenny Kravits' concert. She agrees to guide our hero to the train and keep him save from evil Czech men with poodles. They sit together for the 5 hour ride to Vienna. They talk and talk and talk. Along the way are hero realizes that he feels like he's in a movie and asks the Czech woman if she's ever seen a movie called Before Sunrise. The Czech woman let's out a loud laugh, "Yes, I've seen it." unfortunately for our hero, he didn't have the same ending as Ethan Hawke when they got to Vienna.

It may sound like a movie, but it's all true.
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You seem to like James Bond movies.
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No, just movies in general. Since the event felt like a movie, I thought it would be interesting to tell the tale that way.
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PS:

I wished I'd taken a picture of this guy with my camera phone. He really did remind me of that character in the Bond film the way he was clutching the poodle.
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