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Bluesman
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Ok what is your favorite pick up lines?
mastermindreader
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"Would you mind picking that up for me?"
Michael Baker
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Not something I'd ever say, but thought it was funny... "You should join me for sex tonight because you're going to be there anyway."
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Not mine, but I thought it was perfect.

Start off with:
Have you had enough to drink that I look good to you?

If they say yes, you're in like flint.

If they say no, say, "Well then, can I buy you a drink?"
Bluesman
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
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And if you're not here after what I'm here after, you're going to be here long after I'm gone.
Pakar Ilusi
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Let me read your palm.

Works more than you'd think.
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"Like a Rock" Chevrolet
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"Hi."


Works more than you'd think.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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Pakar Ilusi
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On 2011-11-25 12:29, LobowolfXXX wrote:
"Hi."


Works more than you'd think.


Works 90% of the time for me... Smile
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Eh, so I've made
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Hon--you awake?
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The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
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"You're really cute! Can I buy you a car?"
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"Hi, I'm Hugh Heffner." Work's for him.
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