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Bluesman Special user Florida 577 Posts 
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Ok what is your favorite pick up lines?
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mastermindreader V.I.P. Seattle, WA 12589 Posts
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"Would you mind picking that up for me?"
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11158 Posts
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Not something I'd ever say, but thought it was funny... "You should join me for sex tonight because you're going to be there anyway."
~michael baker
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rockwall Special user 762 Posts
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Not mine, but I thought it was perfect.
Start off with: Have you had enough to drink that I look good to you? If they say yes, you're in like flint. If they say no, say, "Well then, can I buy you a drink?" |
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Bluesman Special user Florida 577 Posts
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Do you believe in the hereafter? Well, then I guess you know what I'm here after.
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mastermindreader V.I.P. Seattle, WA 12589 Posts
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And if you're not here after what I'm here after, you're going to be here long after I'm gone.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5691 Posts
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Let me read your palm.
Works more than you'd think.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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motown Inner circle Atlanta by way of Detroit 5842 Posts
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"Like a Rock" Chevrolet
"If you ever write anything about me after I'm gone, I will come back and haunt you."
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1171 Posts
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"Hi."
Works more than you'd think.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5691 Posts
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Quote:
On 2011-11-25 12:29, LobowolfXXX wrote: Works 90% of the time for me... 
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3010 Posts
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Hon--you awake?
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
Pop Haydn Inner circle Los Angeles 3261 Posts
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"You're really cute! Can I buy you a car?"
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ringmaster Inner circle Memphis, Down in Dixie 1654 Posts
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"Hi, I'm Hugh Heffner." Work's for him.
Less than 2% of reported UFO's turn out to be actual interplanetary vehicles.
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