Fairly recently I have grown a beard and I find myself constantly pulling at it and playing with it.

Strangely, whenever I see people I know but haven't seen for a while they say I look like a magician!

So, if you want to look like a magician, grow yerself a beard and start playing with it!

Hmmm dunno...I don't have a beard. Least I don't when I shave it off in the morning...

Maybe I'll just pull someone's leg instead. (Slaps knee laughs at feeble joke.)

Yeah, I had a goatee for a while, and just couldn't stop stroking my face!!

Just check out some of the greats...Dante, Blackstone, Peter M! Beards seem to be "in" for magicians!

Chrytsal, I think the addition of a beard would almost certainly be a bad idea in your case—although some may consider it "magical".

I have had my goatee for about four years now, and I am constantly messing with it, but I can't imagine being without it. I mean, it is pretty much the only hair I have left!

I can't remember not having facial hair. Of course I'm getting to the age that I can't remember what I had for breakfast yesterday.

It's definitely a look.

BUT PLEASE! Only grow one if you are able. I have seen so many of the scruffly chinned little maggots that think they look so cool. NO YOU DON'T! YOU LOOK LIKE A MORON! Put some milk on your face and let the kitty lick it off you idiots.

Yeah I think I'm done,
Doug

I'm seriously contemplating growing a big handlebar moustache. You know, like Bill the Butcher. When I do something diabolical, I can twirl it in my fingers and laugh menacingly.

Man, that would be cool!