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zimsalabim
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I went to Weeki Wachie to see the Mermaids. Great OLD Florida attraction. Kitchy fun. Well we went to the Little Mermaid show and Low and behold a magician was going to "open" the show. He chose a child from the audience and said to her (I SWEAR THIS IS TRUE)
" Hi whats your name" Karen "Hi Karen are those your parents" Yes. "well they don't love you".... "Just kidding that's how I lost my job at Sea World." Ok, I don't know about you, but is this entertainment? I truly hope no one out there is doing this sort of material for children. but if you are the guy who said this to that kid you should also loose your job at Weekie Wachi not to mention loosing your membership in and and all magicians society's you might belong to. I know that sounds harsh, but geez. Is this the kind of thing we want associated with our profession? Smile
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Zimsalabim

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Pretty Pathetic Smile

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And still we stand in disbelief that magic is not taken seriously as a performing art.
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I suppose that was an attempt at humor. Sounds like something he got out of one of those god-awful "101 Jokes For Magicians" books. IF I had been Karen's Father I would have beaten that dolt until he stopped moving. Smile
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That's not cool. There are plenty of other ways he could have lost his job at sea world. Like trying to drown shamu.
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Jonathan Townsend
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This guy is trying to come across as a jerk... right?

pretty effective way to establish the personae.
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Lee Darrow
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AAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!1

If he was at SeaWorld, they would have drowned HIM!

People like that should be removed from any magic society they belong to, flogged, tarred, feathered and made to listen to their own material on "repeat" long enough to make their ears bleed!

Stuff like that, done to the wrong kid, can lead to years of unsuccessful therapy followed by the victim committing mass murder!

Smile Smile Smile

Can you tell I'm just a little annoyed at this cretin?

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