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On 2012-03-11 14:40, Zombie Magic wrote:
It's not a get rich quick real estate scam. It's just some magician(s) trying to do something different and fun. I don't really care at this point about their business model. In about 3 weeks what I do care about is the magic I receive.

...assuming your "application" is accepted, that is. Smile
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I wonder if the people running it actually read the stuff we write on here and other boards? There are a handfull of folks I'd kick out for bad attitude alone. I realize I got booted becuase I messed with their model. They gave me the "opportunity" to reapply (they actually used the word reapply in the email to me) but I figure I can wait to see what people are saying after the first prop arrives.
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On 2012-03-11 11:38, GaryLee wrote:
I thought I would have fun with this. Since they want to be so secretive, I thought I would become a part time investigator. It's been really fun so far, and I would like to thank realsecrets for making this interresting.

I was accused some time ago by realsecrets (specifically one person in general) of lying about making an order, and requesting a refund. I proved that he was lying. Cameran says they might have made a mistake, and not known someone had already given the refund. Well, I gave him the benifit of the doubt to at least apologize if it were a mistake. It was no accident folks. He blatantly lied about me, and I haven't forgotten about it.

Now, that I have two names that are involved with realsecrets, I plan on having some real fun. Oh, also folks, it should be noted that nothing in their conditions is legally binding. Their terms are not even legal because it can be interpretated in several different ways. Mostly for their side, not the customer.

I know of someone who is now waiting for approval of membership. A few people have joined just to debunk this thing in April.This might be the reason why they keep changing their rules, which also makes any terms or agreements to be not legally binding. I'm not involved with that, but I am at the moment waiting to see if the person (s) behind realsecrets will be respectfully be paying their taxes. I'd hate to see them get audited. Come to think of it, that could be just as fun as figuring out who is behind realscrets. The only reason why I'm not throwing one name out right now is because I do have a little respect for this person and what they are going through.

Realsecrets, no secret anymore. I can't wait until April!


Why all the secrets? Secrets exposing secrets? Smile
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On 2012-03-11 14:59, newguy wrote:
I wonder if the people running it actually read the stuff we write on here and other boards? There are a handfull of folks I'd kick out for bad attitude alone. I realize I got booted becuase I messed with their model. They gave me the "opportunity" to reapply (they actually used the word reapply in the email to me) but I figure I can wait to see what people are saying after the first prop arrives.

I think if the Real Secrets people see a post by someone whose attitude they don't like, they'll be looking at someone who didn't sign up in the first place -- so they won't have to worry about rejecting that person. Matching message board handles to subscribers' names would likely be problematic anyway.

When you say you got booted because you messed with their model, do you mean because you disabled the auto-renewal dealie via PayPal?
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On 2012-03-11 14:59, newguy wrote:
I wonder if the people running it actually read the stuff we write on here and other boards? There are a handfull of folks I'd kick out for bad attitude alone. I realize I got booted becuase I messed with their model. They gave me the "opportunity" to reapply (they actually used the word reapply in the email to me) but I figure I can wait to see what people are saying after the first prop arrives.


Some say attitude, namely the sellers and blind supporters. Others say informed, competent, cautious awareness...and openly expressing their opinion. If they want to "kick out" those it is no loss. But then again that group will not join anyway. Also how will they be able to tell who is who? I am sure not everyone has their forum name in their Paypal address. Unless Real Secrets are psychic.
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On 2012-03-11 11:38, GaryLee wrote:
I'm not involved with that, but I am at the moment waiting to see if the person (s) behind realsecrets will be respectfully be paying their taxes. I'd hate to see them get audited.



Out of curiosity, how could you possibly know that?
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Tom, there's lots of ways to know many things, but the reality is that folks have their panties in a bunch over buying a magic trick every month.
To answer an earlier question to me, yes, when I read about shutting off the autorenewal on this very thread I went in and did it too.

I am amazed and not at all surprised how crazy we have all become by being turned into laymen again.

I remember going to real magic shops where there were mysteries and secrets that the magician behind the counter would not sell to a customer who was, in his opinion, not ready.

This might be too optimistic, but what if that is what these people are trying to recreate? Can you imagine how batsh*t everyone of us is going to go if these tricks turn out to be anywere near as good as we are imagining?

What if only 200 magicians in the world had the Invisible Deck or Extreme Burn?

I might be talking myself into putting my money back in with a new "application" before April rolls around.

I think the Jedi mind trick is working on me.
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On 2012-03-11 13:16, sirbrad wrote:
Did you finally wake up and lift those blinders up and let the light shine in?


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On 2012-03-11 13:25, sirbrad wrote:
BINGO! OK so there is some hope for you afterall.

:rolleyes: Smile Smile

Oh, Brad. If you were interested in reading anything other than your own countless, verbose, incredibly arrogant and condescending posts in this thread, you'd know I haven't signed up for anything, and that I've expressed doubts about Real Secrets from the very start.

That, however, shouldn't lead you to believe you and I have anything in common here. Despite my doubts, I'm not on your "side" -- I'm not interested in dividing this matter into sides -- and given your manner, I wouldn't want you on my side anyway.



OK well if you ever want to come over to the "brighter side" you can pply at anytime. However the terms of the form can change at anytime and you may be rejected.

OH I get it, you like to swing both ways. That way if this falls through you can say "I told you so", and it is successful you can say "I told you so" and that way you fit in with either crowd. Are you going to be running for office soon?
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I remember going to real magic shops where there were mysteries and secrets that the magician behind the counter would not sell to a customer who was, in his opinion, not ready.

This might be too optimistic, but what if that is what these people are trying to recreate?

I don't think that's optimistic...I think it's unrealistic. How are the Real Secrets people going to determine which of the people who signed up on their website are "ready" for what they're selling and which aren't?

Assuming this whole thing of paid customers suddenly becoming "applicants" isn't just a ploy to make Real Secrets seem exclusive and drum up more sales, there are very few standards they can use to decide who's accepted and who's not. They have no way of knowing your level of magic knowledge or competence; they can have no idea what your ethic as a magician is...all they know is that you agreed to their terms and you apparently have at least $144. If they reject anyone before the first items are even shipped, the most likely reason will be that they didn't have enough to meet demand -- or, as someone else suggested, that they didn't get enough subscribers to make the project profitable, and they're canceling the whole thing.
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OH I get it, you like to swing both ways. That way if this falls through you can say "I told you so", and it is successful you can say "I told you so" and that way you fit in with either crowd. Are you going to be running for office soon?

Actually, I like to avoid extremes, because -- as I suggested in a very early post on this thread -- extremes are almost always wrong. And I don't like being wrong, so I avoid saying things that might make me look foolish later.

I understand that some people don't mind looking foolish. Some people even have a knack for making such extreme statements that they look foolish long before they can be vindicated or proven wrong. But I'm not naming any names, Brad.
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Bottomline: Don't buy an invisible product from an invisible company with invisible terms that are subect to change. That is the REAL secret here. Even more hilarious I had some offer to buy this for me if I would just shut up. Smile But I declined and stand my ground as that is not the issue, I can buy this if I wanted to. The issue is the whole deceptive, misleading business practice behind it all. I don't want to see a lot of people get ripped off. Many here are too blind to see my real intentions, but some actually can. I don't like people being taken advantage of by swindlers who think that everyone will fall for their marketing schemes.

Maybe this product is not a scam as far the the tricks, too soon to tell. But the business practices wreak of scamming, or incompetence and ignorance. I am not the villain here. It may come as a shock to many, but I actually hope it works out for all who buy it. I am just stating my opinion and what I have seen based on a lot of experience. Later.
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How utterly patronising. Public defender #1, sirbrad. Perhaps I need to go back to Roget, perhaps irritating boor is synonymous with helpful.
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OH I get it, you like to swing both ways. That way if this falls through you can say "I told you so", and it is successful you can say "I told you so" and that way you fit in with either crowd. Are you going to be running for office soon?

Actually, I like to avoid extremes, because -- as I suggested in a very early post on this thread -- extremes are almost always wrong. And I don't like being wrong, so I avoid saying things that might make me look foolish later.

I understand that some people don't mind looking foolish. Some people even have a knack for making such extreme statements that they look foolish long before they can be vindicated or proven wrong. But I'm not naming any names, Brad.


"No risk no reward." Smile I would rather look really great or really bad than just in between and mediocre all the time. I stand firm in my beliefs regardless of circumstance or fear of looking bad. So maybe I am the REAL one who is actually living? But in this case I am simply adhering to common sense, and common business sense.
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And the way RS has it all set up, no one can be proven wrong even those who say it is scam. The buyers cannot show the effects nor discuss them. Nor can they relish them or talk about how great they are in detail. So you won't be able to prove it either way. I wonder how long RS took to figure this BS pitch out? Obviously it works on about 300 people. But it will never work on 30,000 or even a 1,000 I would bet. Thank God. Enjoy your Real Secrets! Smile
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I think this thread would be so boring if it wern't for sirbrad. I nearly coughed my lungs out on the following quote:

"Bottomline: Don't buy an invisible product from an invisible company with invisible terms that are subect to change."

I have a cold right now so the lungs are not doing so well.
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"No risk no reward." Smile I would rather look really great or really bad than just in between and mediocre all the time.

Do you really think, after the volume of posts you've made here and the tone you've taken in them, that you could possibly "look really good" to anyone? Even if you're completely vindicated, do you honestly believe you're going to come out of this smelling like a rose?

If so, that's the first really funny thing you've said in this thread.
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Sirbrad, I may have it all wrong, and I am sure you will tell me if I do, but my outsider's understanding is that the big issue is exposure, not expression of satisfaction or dissatisfaction.

Everything they have written is consistiant and unchanging in their promise that all folks have to do is ask for a refund and they will get it.

Is there anyone who asked for their money back and has not received it yet? Garylee, did you really send them money and then not get it back? I am a bit confused by what you did or did not do to test their honesty.
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How utterly patronising. Public defender #1, sirbrad. Perhaps I need to go back to Roget, perhaps irritating boor is synonymous with helpful.


Not really, I never attacked anyone I only made jokes about the alleged product. The supporters quoted and attacked me constantly, so then I "defended" myself. But that is the nature of the green beast and I expect it after all these years.
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I think this thread would be so boring if it wern't for sirbrad. I nearly coughed my lungs out on the following quote:

"Bottomline: Don't buy an invisible product from an invisible company with invisible terms that are subect to change."

I have a cold right now so the lungs are not doing so well.


Thanks, my posts can be healing or kill you.
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Getting back on topic ...

When does the first issue come out?
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