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Reis O'Brien
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Whenever I meet new people, I ask them a series of questions. They are as follows;

1. Favorite breakfast cereal?
2. Favorite cartoon character?
3. Would you rather fight an alligator to the death or eat your own arm?

And here are my answers;

1. Peanut Butter Cap'n Crunch
2. Snoopy
3. Fight the gator

The End
Homo vult decipi; decipiatur

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Jordan Piper
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O.K I'll take a shot at this:
  1. Sugar Crisp
  2. Peter Griffin (from Family Guy)
  3. I'd eat my arm. It would make for a great magic trick. Now you see it, gnaw...crunch, now you don't. Smile
Chris Berry
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Hmmm...
  1. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
  2. Samurai Jack
  3. Depends! If it is a baby gator then maybe!
Now here is a question for you:

If you were a hotdog, and you were hungry, would you eat yourself?

Chris
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  1. A few rolls in bed with honey
  2. Heckle and Jeckle
  3. eat my arm
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Reg Rozee
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Allrighty...
  1. Honey Nut Cheerios

  2. Calvin (with Hobbes)

  3. Definitely fight the gator. I would always rather fight than give up, and eating the arm would feel like giving up.
-Reg {*}
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Magix
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Vinny, Vinny, Vinny... Smile

OK, for me it would be:
  1. Magix (of course)
  2. Dilbert
  3. Fight
Reis O'Brien
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Wow, I picture Vinny fighting the gator. Shows how much I know.

Ah, Seismic... Good cartoon character choice!

For the record, the gator is full grown.
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Can I eat the gator?
"Sure, I do Scotch and Soda in every show. What? You mean there's a trick by that name?"
Anabelle
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Boo Berry (not easy to find)

Bugs Bunny (he's adorable)

Could one of you guys fight the alligator for me?

Anabelle Smile
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  1. Can I have a fry up for breakfast? If not, porridge with brown sugar.

  2. Wiley Coyote

  3. Fight the gator
Quote:
On 2003-09-24 01:57, vinsmagic wrote:
1. A few rolls in bed with honey
Who's honey?
Beetroot
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  1. Crunchy Nut Cornflakes

  2. Calvin

  3. Gator
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  1. Wow! That Peanut Butter Capn' Crunch sounds GRRRRREAT! It is now my favorite even prior to trying it.

  2. Tweety Bird

  3. I actually have fought an alligator to death. I may have cheated as I used a knife but willing to do it again in order to keep my arm.
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  1. Weetbix (It's a NZ/Aussie thing I think)

  2. So many characters...probably Calvin (and Hobbes)

  3. Fight! (And I will take on yours as well Annabelle, alligator schmelligator I say!)
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Mark Rough
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  1. Muesli
  2. Bucky (from Get Fuzzy)
  3. Yes, Annabelle, I will
Oh god, I need a life.

Mark
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denny_Corby
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  • Gotta have my pops

  • The whole South Park crew

  • Alligator
Reis O'Brien
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You guys are some gator fightin' fools!

OK new questions:
  1. Would you rather have "Loser" tattooed on your forehead or be chained to a screaming howler monkey for the rest of your life?

  2. What living person whould you like to have coffee with? What dead person?

  3. Would you rather have a third eyeball in the center of your forhead or a third arm growing out of your chest?
My answers:
  1. I'll take the monkey
  2. Living: Michael Moore Dead: Harry Houdini
  3. Third eye
OK, gang...try those on for size!
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Chris Berry
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Let's see...You forgot the hotdog question!!!
  1. Tattoo...at least I could sleep at night
  2. I hate coffee
  3. I would take the eyeball but would this be before or after the tattoo?
Chris
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  1. I'll take the monkey and use him for crowd management at gigs
  2. Bill Gates—King Solomon
  3. The hand is quicker than the eye. (That's why there are so many black eyes.) I'll take the hand.
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(I'll be the alligator.) Smile
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Law
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Would the third eyeball form the 'o' in Loser?
  1. Monkey—the missing ingredient in my performance of "Monkey in the Middle"—plus I hear that everything's funnier with monkeys
  2. Warren Buffett/Julius Caesar
  3. Arm—maybe I could actually juggle worth a darn. (It'd be a much tougher choice if the eyeball were in the BACK of your head.)
Jordan Piper
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  1. The monkey
  2. David Blaine/Winston Churchill
  3. The third arm. Then if somebody said fight a gator or knaw off your arm I could knaw off my arm and still have two left.
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