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Cabrera
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Hello everyone,

This Friday I have a birthday gig for an 80 year old male Nascar fan. Do you know or can you think of any jokes or oneliners for Nascar. I've been thinking hard on this one and came up with one original so far. Know what Nascar really stands for?
Not Allowed to Sit on Couch And Relax!
Anyways, if you got one I would appreciate it. Thanks!
Cabrera
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Indyfan
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Tell him that real race cars don't have bumpers, hoods, fenders, windshields, and mechanics named "Bubba".
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What has 12 teeth and 800 feet? The front row at a Nascar race. Smile
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