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Well, let's run with it!

A zebra and a parrot walk into a bar. The parrot perches itself on a barstool, and the bartender approaches.

The bartender says,
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... "Let me guess, a Margarita for you (the parrot) and a Vodka for you (the zebra)?"
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The bar would be embarrassed to have a tiny pianist...
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I was going to post the joke where the punch line would of been a 'cockatoo'...
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A zebra and a parrot walk into a bar...

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The parrot says, two manhattans up", because zebras can't talk.
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Parrot says, "Polly wants an effing cracker! Eff the zebra."
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On 2012-05-23 04:57, stoneunhinged wrote:
Well, let's run with it!

A zebra and a parrot walk into a bar. The parrot perches itself on a barstool, and the bartender approaches.

The bartender says,


"You know you got a ship's wheel on the front of your zebra?"
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... Cockatoo
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'No I have one but the parrot is a female'
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Zebra says to the bartender: "You got a parrot on your stool."
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Yes. And then the parrot said, "Nothing for me, thanks. I'm driving."

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That's funny I must have had this thread in the back of my mind this morning. I wasn't thinking about it consciously. A friend from my lab walked into a tree branch while texting me a question and I was joking about eye-patches and that the next step would be a parrot.
And that's where Talk Like a Parrot Day came from. July 28th!
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