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Bill Nuvo
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"Man down"....never quite got that one Smile
critter
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"With all due respect, and not to be rude, but you need to man up because **** happens and it is what it is. Deal with it and get over yourself. I'm just sayin'."
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers
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"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade." Well, I guess that works if life also hands you sugar, water and a pitcher.

On the other hand, I like Cave Johnson's approach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dwMnWEAoXbU
"There's no time to lose," I heard her say.
"Catch your dreams before they slip away."
"Dying all the time, lose your dreams and you could lose your mind.
Ain't life unkind?"
C.J.
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Not so much a proverb, but today I've been pushed over the edge into hatred of the overused phrase seen on ad copy for Magic books - "This one effect alone is worth 'X' times the price of this book". If that was true, take it out of the book and sell it on its own for X times the price. Seriously. Either all these copywriters are bare faced liars or they have less business acumen than a three-day-old cheeseburger.
Connor Jacobs - The Thought Sculptor
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Be fondly remembered.
Steve_Mollett
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Provebs??
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth.
- Albert Camus
MagicSanta
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A Hells Angels advice to me "if someone even acts like the might hit yiou hit them first", made sence to me.
Mr. Mystoffelees
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On the other hand, I find "a stitch in time saves nine" to be essentially true... but then I am a surgeon...
Also known, when doing rope magic, as "Cordini"
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Quote:
On 2012-06-03 22:12, Michael Baker wrote:

My favorite is when Dorothy Parker was asked to use the word 'horticulture' in a sentence... "You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think."

Brilliant!


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