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ThatsJustWrong! Special user My flying monkeys are perched on 629 Posts |
Dear Gabby,
I'm sitting in a Starbucks still grinning like an idiot after finishing my close up set tonight. During my little exploration of mental miracles <sic> I was suddenly mobbed by a gaggle of Japanese co-eds (Are we still allowed to say Co-Ed?). They were very excited to participate but halfway through my BCS, a sudden image of Peter Loughran's The Thing, but with a giant tentacle springing out of it, popped into my head and I lost it. I lost count, lost my patter and just snorted like a gibbering idiot. That hasn't happened to me in a long time (the last time I totally lost it performing was about ten years ago when Petruchio lost his pants and fell off the stage during a production of Taming of the Shrew). Is it possible that I watch too much Japanese tentacle porn? Signed, Nose Spewing a Moccachino in NYC
Joe Leo
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slyhand Inner circle Good ole Virginia 1908 Posts |
Nope.
I am getting so tired of slitting the throats of people who say that I am a violent psychopath.
Alec |
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16544 Posts |
Which reminds me of the case of the fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death that lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces.
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
Tommy |
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Octopus Sun Special user Wiggle Wiggle 586 Posts |
Never enough...
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Jim Sparx Inner circle Far Out, Texas 1144 Posts |
I invented snorting co-eds and you are in violation of a copyright. You will cease and desist, now.
Signed, Gabbys father.
Et tu, Spartacus?
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ThatsJustWrong! Special user My flying monkeys are perched on 629 Posts |
Sorry, Harry!
Joe Leo
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Tentacles are so last week. We're back around to midgets.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Steve_Mollett Inner circle Eh, so I've made 3006 Posts |
I dunno, I'm still with...NAH--too much sharing!
Author of: GARROTE ESCAPES
The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth. - Albert Camus |
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MikeBeaudet Loyal user Becancour 228 Posts |
Hi guys,
I'm new in Magic Café (and french canadian) and while I was surfing the forums I saw this one. I read the thread and you know what ?. I didn't understand anything of what you were talking about !!! Let's look at what I've had read in this post. Let's review that with me; that'sJustWrong!: Is it possible that I watch too much Japanese tentacle porn? tommy:Which reminds me of the case of the fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death that lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces. spartacus:I invented snorting co-eds and you are in violation of a copyright. critter:Tentacles are so last week. We're back around to midgets. and the winner Steve_Mollett:I dunno, I'm still with...NAH--too much sharing! Hehehe imagine a french canadian reader trying to decipher this thread !!! What a powerfull secret code. Did you smoke something together ? I'm just kidding. Mike
Do your best and forget the rest
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
We're actually playing online poker as a team. Now you're the only one here who doesn't know our hands.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Barry Gitelson Special user Kona Hawaii 971 Posts |
You can not know what is enough, till you find out what is too much!
"Your talent is God's gift to you. What you do with it is your gift back to God." Author: Leo Buscaglia
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Dude! Turn your cards around, the new guy can see your hand!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Too much porn can result in you going blind. So I cut back when I had to start wearing glasses.
critter- I'll see your bet and raise a tentacle. |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Cuttlefish high, read 'em and weep!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Miyabi.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Wabi-sabi.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
I'll raise you a Kobe Tai and Jade Marcela.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Mmmm... Kobe Tai...
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
Quote:
On 2012-06-08 23:32, critter wrote: Maria Ozawa...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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