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ThatsJustWrong!
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Dear Gabby,

I'm sitting in a Starbucks still grinning like an idiot after finishing my close up set tonight. During my little exploration of mental miracles <sic> I was suddenly mobbed by a gaggle of Japanese co-eds (Are we still allowed to say Co-Ed?). They were very excited to participate but halfway through my BCS, a sudden image of Peter Loughran's The Thing, but with a giant tentacle springing out of it, popped into my head and I lost it. I lost count, lost my patter and just snorted like a gibbering idiot. That hasn't happened to me in a long time (the last time I totally lost it performing was about ten years ago when Petruchio lost his pants and fell off the stage during a production of Taming of the Shrew).

Is it possible that I watch too much Japanese tentacle porn?

Signed,
Nose Spewing a Moccachino in NYC
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Which reminds me of the case of the fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death that lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces.
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Never enough...
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I invented snorting co-eds and you are in violation of a copyright. You will cease and desist, now.
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Sorry, Harry!
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Tentacles are so last week. We're back around to midgets.
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I dunno, I'm still with...NAH--too much sharing! Smile
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Hi guys,

I'm new in Magic Café (and french canadian) and while I was surfing the forums I saw this one. I read the thread and you know what ?. I didn't understand anything of what you were talking about !!! Let's look at what I've had read in this post. Let's review that with me;

that'sJustWrong!: Is it possible that I watch too much Japanese tentacle porn?

tommy:Which reminds me of the case of the fake Fabergé egg and a fellow agent's death that lead James Bond to uncovering an international jewel smuggling operation, headed by the mysterious Octopussy, being used to disguise a nuclear attack on NATO forces.


spartacus:I invented snorting co-eds and you are in violation of a copyright.

critter:Tentacles are so last week. We're back around to midgets.

and the winner Steve_Mollett:I dunno, I'm still with...NAH--too much sharing!

Hehehe imagine a french canadian reader trying to decipher this thread !!! What a powerfull secret code.

Did you smoke something together ? Smile I'm just kidding.

Mike
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We're actually playing online poker as a team. Now you're the only one here who doesn't know our hands.
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You can not know what is enough, till you find out what is too much!
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Dude! Turn your cards around, the new guy can see your hand!
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Too much porn can result in you going blind. So I cut back when I had to start wearing glasses.

critter- I'll see your bet and raise a tentacle.
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Cuttlefish high, read 'em and weep!
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I'll raise you a Kobe Tai and Jade Marcela. Smile
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Mmmm... Kobe Tai...
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Quote:
On 2012-06-08 23:32, critter wrote:
Mmmm... Kobe Tai...


Maria Ozawa... Smile
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