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I am enjoying the olympics and ashamed to say that I am more winded tying my shoes than these athletes do after, well, anything. I just watched my hometown hero Kerry Welsh and miss May win and it reminded me of highschool. I had a crush on a tall blond volley ball playerr. When I asked her out she had to explain to me that some girls like girls. She was flattered I liked her though...volley ball....very cool.

1. Didn't gymnist use to do a routine in a double bar where they would bounce offthe lower bar with their stomachs? It was neat but looked painful.

2. Why don't swimmers have white hair like they all use too?
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1. Didn't gymnist use to do a routine in a double bar where they would bounce offthe lower bar with their stomachs? It was neat but looked painful.




Yes, they did. Many years ago, I saw the Czech olympic team perform while on tour in the United States. All of the women who did the uneven bars had 4 and 5 inch round black and blue bruises on their hips from doing that move.
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Hmmm. I'm starting to wonder. Are there a higher percentage of magicians than other professions that have had their heart broken by lesbians?
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A girl once broke up with me to become a lesbian, but it didn't break my heart since I was going to break up with her and it saved me the trouble. Plus- "I'm a lesspian" just sounded hilarious with her Swedish accent.
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A girl once broke up with me to become a lesbian, but it didn't break my heart since I was going to break up with her and it saved me the trouble. Plus- "I'm a lesspian" just sounded hilarious with her Swedish accent.


... of course you were...
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A lesbian once broke my jaw.
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There are women who love women every now and then
There are men who love men because they can't pretend
They are men who love women who love men"

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I must be a lesbian as well, I only like to be with girls..
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A girl once broke up with me to become a lesbian, but it didn't break my heart since I was going to break up with her and it saved me the trouble. Plus- "I'm a lesspian" just sounded hilarious with her Swedish accent.


... of course you were...
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I was a Swedish accent?
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[quote]On 2012-08-05 14:08, critter wrote:
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On 2012-08-05 12:45, Salguod Nairb wrote:
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A girl once broke up with me to become a lesbian, but it didn't break my heart since I was going to break up with her and it saved me the trouble.


... of course you were...
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Smile

We only went out for two weeks, saw each other twice, and talked on the phone twice. No chemistry at all. Once she went the girl path, that explained at least half of it.
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I had a drunk lesbian I knew poke a knife at me. She was trying to stab me for speaking to her.
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Ick!
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I was a Swedish accent?

You couldn't be. You don't have any double-dotted-on-top letters showing up in the words you type.
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;)

We only went out for two weeks, saw each other twice, and talked on the phone twice. No chemistry at all. Once she went the girl path, that explained at least half of it.


Did she double as a floatation device?

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1. Didn't gymnist use to do a routine in a double bar where they would bounce offthe lower bar with their stomachs? It was neat but looked painful.




Yes, they did. Many years ago, I saw the Czech olympic team perform while on tour in the United States. All of the women who did the uneven bars had 4 and 5 inch round black and blue bruises on their hips from doing that move.


Look on YouTube for Nadia Comaneci's pefect 10 bar routine. It's one of those routines. The skills were "belly beats" and "whip wraps". They changed the rules when lower spine trauma became more common.
Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before...
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;)

We only went out for two weeks, saw each other twice, and talked on the phone twice. No chemistry at all. Once she went the girl path, that explained at least half of it.


Did she double as a floatation device?

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A girl once broke up with me to become a lesbian, but it didn't break my heart since I was going to break up with her and it saved me the trouble. Plus- "I'm a lesspian" just sounded hilarious with her Swedish accent.


You and George Kastanza. You both turn 'em gay. Smile
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Well, I'm not one to brag about my love life- but I've turned 'em the other way too Smile
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