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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I am enjoying the olympics and ashamed to say that I am more winded tying my shoes than these athletes do after, well, anything. I just watched my hometown hero Kerry Welsh and miss May win and it reminded me of highschool. I had a crush on a tall blond volley ball playerr. When I asked her out she had to explain to me that some girls like girls. She was flattered I liked her though...volley ball....very cool.
1. Didn't gymnist use to do a routine in a double bar where they would bounce offthe lower bar with their stomachs? It was neat but looked painful. 2. Why don't swimmers have white hair like they all use too? |
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NicholasD Inner circle 1458 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 01:59, MagicSanta wrote: Yes, they did. Many years ago, I saw the Czech olympic team perform while on tour in the United States. All of the women who did the uneven bars had 4 and 5 inch round black and blue bruises on their hips from doing that move. |
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rockwall Special user 762 Posts |
Hmmm. I'm starting to wonder. Are there a higher percentage of magicians than other professions that have had their heart broken by lesbians?
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
A girl once broke up with me to become a lesbian, but it didn't break my heart since I was going to break up with her and it saved me the trouble. Plus- "I'm a lesspian" just sounded hilarious with her Swedish accent.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 11:16, critter wrote: ... of course you were...
We shall meet in the place where there is no darkness...
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ringmaster Inner circle Memphis, Down in Dixie 1974 Posts |
A lesbian once broke my jaw.
One of the last living 10-in-one performers. I wanted to be in show business the worst way, and that was it.
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Bill Hilly Elite user 449 Posts |
"In the pursuit of truth and joy
Boys will be girls and girls will be boys But sometimes it's hard to know what to do When you don't know who you're talking to 'cause there are men who love women who love men There are women who love women every now and then There are men who love men because they can't pretend They are men who love women who love men" - Steve Goodman 7/25/48...9/20/84 |
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Dr. Delusion Special user Eugene, Oregon. 733 Posts |
I must be a lesbian as well, I only like to be with girls..
Bob. |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 12:45, Salguod Nairb wrote: I was a Swedish accent?
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
[quote]On 2012-08-05 14:08, critter wrote:
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On 2012-08-05 12:45, Salguod Nairb wrote: There, all better now.
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
We only went out for two weeks, saw each other twice, and talked on the phone twice. No chemistry at all. Once she went the girl path, that explained at least half of it.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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MagicSanta Inner circle Northern Nevada 5841 Posts |
I had a drunk lesbian I knew poke a knife at me. She was trying to stab me for speaking to her.
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Ick!
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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Bill Hilly Elite user 449 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 14:08, critter wrote: You couldn't be. You don't have any double-dotted-on-top letters showing up in the words you type. |
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Salguod Nairb Room 101 0 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 14:35, critter wrote: Did she double as a floatation device?
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Pop Haydn Inner circle Los Angeles 3691 Posts |
"I have personally cured several women of peenis (sic) envy."
"I always thought that if only I were bi-sexual, I would have twice as good a chance of picking someone up in a bar." -- Woody Allen |
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ClintonMagus Inner circle Southwestern Southeast 3997 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 10:04, NicholasD wrote: Look on YouTube for Nadia Comaneci's pefect 10 bar routine. It's one of those routines. The skills were "belly beats" and "whip wraps". They changed the rules when lower spine trauma became more common.
Things are more like they are today than they've ever been before...
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 15:09, Salguod Nairb wrote: So close, it's almost scary.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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rockwall Special user 762 Posts |
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On 2012-08-05 11:16, critter wrote: You and George Kastanza. You both turn 'em gay. |
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
Well, I'm not one to brag about my love life- but I've turned 'em the other way too
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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