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Steve Landavazo
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It is with my saddest heart that we must pass on the following news. Please join us in remembering a great icon in the entertainment community.



The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and complications from repeated pokes in the belly.



He was 71.



Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The gravesite was piled high with flour’s. Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart ’cookie’, wasting much of his dough on half baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still, as a crusty old man, was considered a roll model for millions.



Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.



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Steve Landavazo

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That guy owed me money.
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He owed you money as well? That guy was into me for a lot of dough too! He was one tough cookie, I’ll give him that, the type of guy who could have his cake and eat it too. And the ladies were always after his hot buns!



I told him, stay away from butter, it would lead to other things... jelly, honey, but he didn’t listen and fell in with a bad batch. He could have been a "roll" model, but it’s too late now.



He will be missed... especially around dinner time.

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I love it John!



Thanks!





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Also on the obituary front, this time a real one:

Larry LaPrise, of Detroit, Michigan, died at the age of 82.

LaPrise was best known for writing the song, The Hokey Pokey.

(So far, everything has been true.)

Even in death, though, he was a problem for his family.

When they were loading him in the casket, they put his left leg in . . .

Well, you get the idea!



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When it came to "And turn yourself around", I think I'd be headin' for the door!!!!!!!!!



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