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Do you know,why Witches' do not wear underwear ?


So, they can keep a better grip, on their broom !


Happy Halloween !
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Oh I get it, cuz the broom and the...and there's the...and better traction, and to keep, yah I see. Haaaa!!!! Snail,pencil etc..
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On 2012-10-30 20:20, Godzilla wrote:
So, they can keep a better grip, on their broom !


??? Huh? What does... Smile Ohhhh. Heh heh...a-ha ha haaa! BWAHHHH Ha ha ha! ROFLMFAO! OMG! The visual I just got...that poor broom! Mwaaaaah ha ha ha ha! Smile

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You should see what happens when they suddenly have to hit the brakes!
Depending on the wood used, my guess is that there'd be a trail on the lonesome pine!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TBlYDmTzic8

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I once picked up a hitch hiking witch.

She touched my knee and we turned into a motel.
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On 2012-10-31 06:41, Van Helmont wrote:
You should see what happens when they suddenly have to hit the brakes!
Depending on the wood used, my guess is that there'd be a trail on the lonesome pine!

(YouTube link)


ROFLMFAO!!! Van, that KILLED me! Ya can't get better than this! Made my day! Smile

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What did one witch say to other when she asked for a lift?
"There's always broom for one more."
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KNow how to tell twin witches apart?

You cant always tell which witch is which.

haha. nothing like the old halloween laffy taffy jokes
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There is a picture of a Witch in flight on broom, on a bumber sticker !

It reads..."I,know how to drive a stick" !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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Or this one: "my other car is a broom"

I once saw "broom parking" in front of a wiccan shop.

but if they don't wear underwear, why do thy have to hold their brooms when they fly then? Can't they fly without using their hands? We don't hold our women all the time when we do the things we love so much... (yes, you know what I'm talking about here...)
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There,you at! Smile
Was,waiting for you my friend!


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On 2012-11-01 20:12, cirrus wrote:

but if they don't wear underwear, why do thy have to hold their brooms when they fly then?



To steer,with! Smile
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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