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Larry Barnowsky
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Here's a chance to be creative, have some fun, and possibly win a brand new signed hardcover book and companion DVD.

Here's what you have to do. Fill in the blanks for the following scenario:

The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly ______________. The technologist gasped and said ___________.


Instead of "magician" you can substitute mentalist, escape artist etc. The winning entry will be based on creativity, imagination, and of course humor.

If you win, you can choose one of the following new signed books with companion DVD:
Kingdom of the Red or The Book of Destiny

Any Magic Café member can enter. Please observe Café etiquette and rules.
Employees of Gyromagnetic Press are not eligible.

The contest will run for about a week. The winner will be announced here.

The books given as prizes can be seen by going here


Larry Smile
Jamie Ferguson
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.....the machine beeped.

....there must be something wrong with the machine.

(So when do I pick up my prize Larry Smile)
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet he began to float. The technologist gasped and said "either he has too much iron in his blood or its done with mirrors".
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danfreed
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly he shouted out "I'm Uri Gellar, and I'd like to show you my fork bending routine!". The technologist gasped and said NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NOOOOOOO! (there were 2 reasons he said Nooooooo!, the first is that he's seen Uri do it before, and second, because of his MRI training, he knew the danger of metal in the room. Suddenly, and without warning, spoons and forks began flying around the room, bouncing off the walls, and piercing them about the head and groin and eyes, wrapping around their necks, squeezing the life out of them. It was like a Salvador Dali painting, but better. With his last dying breath, Uri managed to spit out one final phrase "....I...I...should have done a card trick...".
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly 4 Dollar-size antique Chinese coins came flying out of his sleeve. The technologist gasped and said Mr Barnowsky when will your new book be out.

Best
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Larry Barnowsky
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By the way, for those of you that have both of my books, if you should win, you'll can get a $60 credit for anything on my website.

Excellent submissions so far!!

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Zombie Magic
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As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly "he began to float". The technologist gasped and said "I forgot my popcorn in the microwave".
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly he was propelled across the room away from the machine, crashing painfully into the wall. The technologist gasped and said "Looks like another case of someone swallowing magnets again to cause silverware to stick to his stomach"
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Suddenly he starts to float.


The technologist gasped and said "That's very impressive indeed, a great single lift, but how is your double lift?"
Magic-Scott
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly his chop cup balls propelled across the room, sticking to the magnet. The technologist gasped and said that was the best ball vanish that she ever saw.
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And now with better grammar:

The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly his chop cup balls propelled across the room, sticking to the magnet. The technologist gasped and said that was the best ball vanish that I have ever seen.
Magic-Scott
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly his ring shot off his finger and flew across the room, sticking to the magnet. The technologist gasped and said that was the best ring flight that I have ever seen.
Magic-Scott
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly coins flew out of his pockets and sleeves and across the room, sticking to the magnet. The technologist gasped and said that was the best MRI'sers Dream that I have ever seen!
Larry Barnowsky
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AndyLuka
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Chuck Leach wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As Chuck approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly a the magician produced a black raven that flew around the room stealing everything it could fit into its beak and before flying away drop the loot into Chuck’s pocket. The technologist gasped and said “Why did you use a raven? Rob Stiff uses a Phantom!”
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly three large rings flew out of his coat, slammed into the magnet. The technologist gasped and said, " I'm sorry the magnet has damaged one of your rings. It's now got a gap in it." Smile
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects.

As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly his pants flew off.

The technologist gasped and said, "You flashed."
"Is there any point to which you would wish to draw my attention?"
"To the curious incident of the dog in the night-time."
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC7zdZ00eZ4 " The technologist gasped and said " http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GeI5ke0BENw "
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Andy Gemini
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly the Statue of Liberty appeared. The technologist gasped and said 'So,Mr Copperfield, that's how you did it!'
Andy Gemini
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly he got Temporary Color Blindness. The technologist gasped and said 'Your Janus Prediction about my Fingerprinting Fallacy is what caused your Fibonacci Flush!'
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