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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly he was pulled violently towards the machine, ending up attached by his left hand, and lower torso. The technologist gasped and said "Well I can see the PK ring on your hand there, but I really don't want to know where the other one is!"

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... As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly the metal thumb tip in his right front pocket caused an embarrassing bulge to materialize.

The technologist gasped and doing her best Mae West imitation, says... "Hey big boy, did I forget to tell you to empty your pockets or did your magic wand just appear?"
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If we are limited to one entry, I'll go with this instead of the above.

... As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly the metal thumb tip in his pocket caused an embarrassing bulge to appear.

The technologist gasped and then in her best Mae West voice she says... "Hey big boy, did I forget to have you empty your pockets or are you just trying to impress me?"
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly 3 cups flew from his hands. The technologist gasped and said 'Wow, so you really do have sponge balls?'
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Pretty sure that Magic-Scott already won the hell out of this, but I'll give it a go:
The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, the needles and thread he had swallowed came out of his mouth and neatly embedded themselves in the machine. The technologist gasped and said "With all that fiber you're eating, it's no wonder you can't absorb that iron."
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Very good submissions so far. Keep them coming. Contest ends Sunday Midnight. More than one entry is OK.

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The famous old stage pickpocket wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects.

As the stage pickpocket approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly a handful of pennies, nickels and dimes flew out from various hiding places on his body. The technologist gasped and said "Aha! DeManche's change! He'll be glad I found it for him!".
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The famous magician, Marvyn Roy wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for loads.

As Marvyn approached the 3 Tesla magnet,suddenly lit light bulbs, came out of his mouth. The technologist gasped and said, Wow that was electric.
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly a dime flew out of his pocket and shot toward the magnet. Upon hitting, in a burst of smoke it turned into a dollar bill.. The technologist gasped and said, "So that's how they coined the saying 'in for a dime, in for a dollar'.
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The famous old pickpocket wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly all of the change flew out of the MRI technologist's pockets, who was nowhere near the machine.. The technologist gasped and said, "If I had a dime for every time that that happened...I would only have 1, but I would have lost it right there".
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The magicians' dean wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet suddenly attracted his bare chest, sticking his body against the top of the scanner's tube. The technologist gasped and said "there is a magnet in your heart, Sir, that will attract true friends. That magnet is unselfishness, thinking of others first... and that is a high risk that you've been having for long"
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The famous old juggler wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the juggler approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly he gasped. The technologist gasped too. "Catching, isn't it?", the juggler replied.
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly the magician cried out, "Bones, I'm stuck in it's gravitational field. It may be my M5. We only have seconds...make it stop!" The technologist gasped and said "Jim, I've told you - I'm a doctor, not a magician."
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The magicians' dean wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet suddenly had his computer screen measurement moving at full speed in every direction. The technologist gasped and said "attractiveness and magnetism of man's personality is the result of his inner radiance: our advanced analytical capacity is not powerful enough to deal with advanced magicians."
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly the metal blindfold that the magician was inexplicably still wearing from his blind driving stunt was magnetically drawn across his body, exposing many gimmicks along the way. The technologist gasped and said "I'm glad I saved a bunch of money by switching to Geico."
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Two more days left in the contest.
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects.

As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly he stopped in mid stride and spun 180 degrees. As if by magic, his Raven, shimmed cards, coins and matches all flew from his left rear pocket to the 3 Tesla magnet on the other side of the room.

The technologist gasped and said "How in the world did you do that?!!!"

Without missing a beat, the famous old magician answered, "I'd tell you, but then I'd have to kill you."
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly the metal spikes impaled in the spinal cord from an old failed illusion, burst out of his body, attaching themselves to the magnet. As the magician crumpled to the floor the technologist gasped and said, "Well, that solves the back pain. Next!"
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly, five dollar coins bursted out of his spine in a bloodcurdling sound; leaving the magician's motionless body laying on his chest. The technologist gasped and said: "Catch them!", as the coins rolled out of the room, in search for their next host...
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The famous old magician wanted to find out why he was having back pain, so he went to have an MRI Scan. The MRI Technologist was distracted and did not adequately screen him for metal objects. As the magician approached the 3 Tesla magnet, suddenly, the technologist warned him to slow down. The technologist gasped and said, "Sudden movements like that are a tell-tale sign some sleight is going on. Done smoothly, with the correct timing, the approach to the 3 Tesla magnet should be invisible."
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