S'up Guys

Scoopmaster Ferguson here with yet another piece of news for y'all.

My friend from Worthing Paul Gordon has decided to do a special deal in the run up to Blackpool.

He's offering his Card Startlers DVD, his Blockbusters DVD and four of his bestselling packet tricks for a very special price.

With this material alone you could perform professionally for the rest of your life and earn a decent living.

You want to know the price?....oh go then. All of the above would normally cost you £125 but Paul is only asking for £80! I told him he was mad. He agreed so he will only have this deal live for a few days.

There has been no email about this deal (see guys, The Scoopmaster is for real ).

If you want to take advantage of this offer you 'll need to go to Paul's Facebook page. It's not on his website as it's only for people in the know.

Don't thank me for bringing this offer to your attention, rather thank Paul for his benevolance.

Until the next scoop.

J

SCOOPY!!!!!

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Now I know know how Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen felt, always being scooped by Clark Kent.

This madness has to stop! We need magic's answer to Kryptonite or we'll never get a jump on the Jamie "ScoopMaster" Ferguson!

Jamie, from Hell’s heart, I stab at thee. For hate’s sake, I spit my last breath… at thee....


Zombie Kahn

Verily, Zombie, Jamie is the master of scoops. Of that there is no doubt.

I'll take 2 strawberry scoops