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Mark_Chandaue
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You can't say to your wife/girlfriend "I'm not a bloody mind reader".

I got caught out by that one today lol.

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On 2013-03-18 11:12, Mark_Chandaue wrote:
You can't say to your wife/girlfriend "I'm not a bloody mind reader".

I got caught out by that one today lol.

Mark


Sure you can, you just need to hypnotize her first and implant the suggestion that anything you say is true. Smile

Seriously though, if you want to maintain that you are an actual mind reader even to your wife/girlfriend/etc, simply explain that you are too close to them, that the emotional attachment can interfere with the reading.
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Or just sputter, "I'm only a bloody theatrical mind reader!"
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Haha she was moaning because I had done what she told me to do instead of doing the completely opposite thing that she actually wanted me to do. I said I'm not a bloody mind reader, at which point she gave me that look. I started back peddling, well ok I am a mind reader but I'm not a real one. Too late though, I'd already lost lol.

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"I'm not a mind reader....only for entertainment purposes"
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On 2013-03-18 11:12, Mark_Chandaue wrote:
You can't say to your wife/girlfriend "I'm not a bloody mind reader".

I got caught out by that one today lol.

Mark

So, you need to stop to pretend to be or work harder to be one.
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.... unless this is what you want her to think Smile
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Not being able to verify by myself that I correctly predicted my own death !
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Or... you can be a mind reader. Or a magician. *weak cough*
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What do I think is the worst thing about being a mind reader? You tell me!
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Being born.
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For me its the angry mob with torches and pitchforks that shows up at my door every few moon cycles. Worse than that is the TV cameras. That is why I have a secret passageway in my house stocked with a 1000 cans of chowder and a 1000 cans of beer. The pentatagon wants to use my brain for their fascist pursuits - can't catch me though, so long as the tinfoil hat stays firmly in place.
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I laughed hard now!!! Smile

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