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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
Yes friends,
This is a new concept in anger management: a place of chaos, out of which will come, if not order, something akin to comfortable familiarity. Something like a slightly smelly but very warm pair of socks, on a cold February morning. On this thread you are invited to derail. Most welcome will be uncharacteristic posts. This is a chance to express opinions which you yourself do not hold, and have no real faith in, yet also contain a modicum of truth about how you really feel. It will not be possible to derail this thread, as the function of the thread is to be derailed. I will demonstrate below. |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
I think this thread should be removed. It serves no useful purpose.
Why can't we have more threads on gun control and the welfare state? I live in the UK, and we can never hear too much about why one is so good and the other so bad. I say we bring back hanging. But only for Republicans, Democrats and people from Arkansas. |
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silvercup Loyal user 223 Posts |
Only if we exclude the Irish, and anyone cycloped, but mostly the Irish.
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
Congratulations, silvercup, you are now crowned "King of THE THREAD THAT CANNOT BE DERAILED"! (I forgot to mention that this is a monarchy.)
And how dare you insult the Irish? I myself once drank a pint of Guinness on St Patrick's Day. That makes me as Irish as the Blarney Stone. Begorrah. |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
By the way, Café Members should be aware that a putsch may be launched at any time to overthrow the monarchy of this thread. However, any attempt to oust me, the eminence grise, will result in liquidation. You have been warned.
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
OH MY GOD!
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
Welcome, Pakar Ilusi, to THE THREAD THAT CANNOT BE DERAILED!
Do you have anything else you wish to say? We welcome you.... :bigsmile: |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
If only Bob Cassidy turns up with his outspoken extreme right rantings, this thread will be off to a flying start.
Hopefully that will result in a Liberal backlash. |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
I wish that it all was just a dream.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
"Living is easy with eyes closed,
Misunderstanding all you see." :ohyes: |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
And besides, Pakar Ilusi, you are already an Arch-Duke under the ordinance of this thread, with dominion over the smilie codes and apostrophes. Are you angling for the crown?
You have only to reach out and take it. :ohyes: |
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EsnRedshirt Special user Newark, CA 895 Posts |
Tomsk192- I am Irish, on my father's side, and while I didn't drink any Guinness on St. Patty's day, I did have a bottle of my home brewed Imperial stout, which despite being a Russian Imperial Stout, can be considered an Irish beer, because I was the one who brewed it.
Self-proclaimed Jack-of-all-trades and google expert*.
* = Take any advice from this person with a grain of salt. |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
WHAAAAAT?
Well, I think you'll have a thing or two to say to our resident monarch. I am only claiming plastic solidarity with you, on account of once meeting someone who was Irish, combined with my stout imbibing experience. Oh, and I once got stuck in Shannon. Maybe we are in need of a new monarch, would you like to reach out and take it? Tom[sk192] |
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Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Who is Shannon?
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
She was a sweet girl, but could never get over the language barrier.
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EsnRedshirt Special user Newark, CA 895 Posts |
All right, my first royal decree- Free beer and whiskey!
(Some time later...) Shoooo, whoo'sh thish monork suppossossosses to be? (Falls over) Time for a new monarch!
Self-proclaimed Jack-of-all-trades and google expert*.
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
I proclaim Tom Jorgensen!
The king is pished, long live the king... |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
[and where in the hell is Dannydoyle? I was relying on him to explain the necessity for free mobile phones to every human being on the planet, payed for by America. Lobowolf is bound to chime in with a bit of support.]
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critter Inner circle Spokane, WA 2653 Posts |
That's not what your Mother said.
"The fool is one who doesn't know what you have just found out."
~Will Rogers |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
Oh, we have a crown prince! Thank you, Critter!
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