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stoneunhinged Inner circle 3067 Posts |
I'm not homosexual, but I'd like to be.
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Check out my latest facial tattoo, Jeff. Hope nobody gets too freaked out over swastikas.
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Stoney - we're taking applications at the moment and there is a discount for couples.
Would your girlfriend like to be homosexual with you? |
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
I like Ike.
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
I say nothing about Barry Obama and Joe Biden, absolutely nothing. Why? Because I LIKE them!
M-O-U-S-E-E-E-E!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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tomsk192 Inner circle 3894 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 03:23, mastermindreader wrote: Well I like him too, Bob, but he should've been more loyal to McCarthy and stayed out of Little Rock. |
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irossall Special user Snohomish, Washington 529 Posts |
Joseph McCarthy was a true Patriot.
Iven
Give the gift of Life, Be an Organ Donor.
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 05:31, tomsk192 wrote: Aren't either of you upset about how he treated Tina? |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
She deserved it.
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GlenD Inner circle LosAngeles, Ca 1293 Posts |
You know those movies like "Three Kings" where the terrorists pour oil down the throats of Americans? I wonder if someone will spoof that and have them pour soda out of a 32 oz megamug or something in the near future?
"A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway" - Griffin
"Any future where you succeed, is one where you tell the truth." - Griffin (Griffin rocks!) |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 10:33, GlenD wrote: I've seen Japanese videos do that, not with oil or soda though...
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Destiny Inner circle 1429 Posts |
Pakar,
I am now wondering if you are aware of either Scottish or Australian slang. One man's spoof... |
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Pakar Ilusi Inner circle 5777 Posts |
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On 2013-03-27 11:21, Destiny wrote: Can't say I'm very familiar but... One man's spoof is another nation's fetish. I'll leave it at that.
"Dreams aren't a matter of Chance but a matter of Choice." -DC-
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
My local grocery store always stocked Chiquita bananas but when I went in the other day all of the sudden they have Del Monte bananas! WTF? It's a total joke. Why would they suddenly switch from Chiquita to Del Monte? Sick of this crap.
Has this ever happened to anyone else? |
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GlenD Inner circle LosAngeles, Ca 1293 Posts |
It's the new normal, deal with it!
"A miracle is something that seems impossible but happens anyway" - Griffin
"Any future where you succeed, is one where you tell the truth." - Griffin (Griffin rocks!) |
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
I won't take it lying down! Del Monte are crap bananas and they have crap stickers!
Chiquita fought for me and now it's time for me to fight for Chiquita. Chiquita Forever! Del Monte NEVER!! |
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Forget it, Del Monte's too big to boycott.
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Marlin1894 Special user 559 Posts |
That reminds me. Does anyone have any good Easter egg dying tips? None of that hippy, make natural dye out of onion skins stuff. I mean cool tips. I've done the marbleized ones, and they look mucho keen, but now I want to take it up another notch.
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mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Why on earth would any manly man refer to his banana as "Chiquita?" Now, "Del Monte"- THAT is what I'm talking about!
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Dannydoyle Eternal Order 21245 Posts |
I have a cousin who works at Sears.
Danny Doyle
<BR>Semper Occultus <BR>In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act....George Orwell |
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