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TIGER...What say ye now naysayers?

http://msn.foxsports.com/golf/story/tige......s-051213
If I were to agree with you. Then we would both be wrong. As of Apr 5, 2015 10:26 pm I have 880 posts. Used to have over 1,000
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Doesn't make him any less of a cheater.
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I have been cheering for him. But lers not make out as if he is greatest of all time yet.

Plus he gave us all those great jokes!

"What do Tiger Woods and a baby seal have in common...They were both clubbed by a Scandinavian. "

Come on man those are classic.
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On 2013-05-13 04:30, Dannydoyle wrote:


Come on these are classic


I think anyone vaguely interested in comedy could come up with ten jokes real quick, none of them printable Smile
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I don't get the attraction for automobile racing, bowling, poker tournaments, or golf.
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With all due respect the list of what you don't get is quite vast.
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Yea I would fall asleep if any of those exciting sporting events were on my TV.

I'm kind of a woman's beach volley ball fan.
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I bet they just love an old man drooling and leering at them on the beach.
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No Danny
I drool in the privacy of my living room. I watch them on the beach volley ball sports channel at 4:00 am. Who can resist slender 6' 5" young women in bikini's stretching on a 50" flat screen TV?

I really don't care if Tiger ever sinks another put again.
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On 2013-05-13 13:41, Al Angello wrote:
No Danny
I drool in the privacy of my living room. I watch them on the beach volley ball sports channel at 4:00 am. Who can resist slender 6' 5" young women in bikini's stretching on a 50" flat screen TV?


Must be difficult to negotiate consuming your tv snacks and drinks with only one hand available, though. Smile
My ex-cat was named "Muffin". "Vomit" would be a better name for her. AKA "The Evil Ball of Fur".
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No you have me all wrong. I'm an old man who lives with an old woman. At 4:00 am I'm under the covers, and about 7:00 am after I start the cappuccino machine I check in at the magic Café. I see plenty of skin fighting my wife to get the first shower.
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Stop. For the love of God stop.
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On 2013-05-13 13:41, Al Angello wrote:
Who can resist slender 6' 5" young women in bikini's stretching on a 50" flat screen TV?


Curvy for me, please. Thanks!
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

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Hmmm I thought Al was kind of a 7 foot tall gay man kinda guy.

:)
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Dud that was funny.
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On 2013-05-13 09:28, Al Angello wrote:
I don't get the attraction for automobile racing, bowling, poker tournaments, or golf.

And all those folks enjoying those sports probably have as much interest in juggling as coming down with shingles. Smile
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

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Like most people.
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