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Dr Spektor
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Now if this was a SF horror film, Perhaps she saw too far into the future - now that this all has happened - that couple can go on a killing spree and bury the bodies in their backyards - the psychic ends up broke and in jail discredited

Psychic abilities are notorious in their reliability...

However, the psychic escapes - heads to the reporter she trusted and shoots him... puts the body in acid (as yes, this psychic also has an entire special lab and rendering plant) to remove most ID - shatters the dental area... and plops the corpse in her stolen van, along with dexter morganlike equipment... and drives to the couple's backyard...

She hides the equipment in the couple's carriage house and then drags the human remains to the rose bush garden.... she starts digging...

"HOLD IT" cries the sheriff as lights pop on "Da cwiminal alwaws weturns to da seen of da cwime" and she is cuffed and led away

The couple comes out shocked... outraged! "Not her again!"

"Downt werwee, she going away long time this time!" Says the sheriff

The wife notices where the psychic dug a small finger bone uncovered... the actual bodies the couple did bury in the rose bushes... she deftly covertly kicks a clod of earth over it

The sheriff takes the psychic away and she goes to prison for life

The believers in psychic phenomena claim she was still right... her future vision almost came true... therefore it was close enough... and thus the psychic powers must exist!

DA END
"They are lean and athirst!!!!"
Dr Spektor
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Now if this was a SF horror film, Perhaps she saw too far into the future - now that this all has happened - that couple can go on a killing spree and bury the bodies in their backyards - the psychic ends up broke and in jail discredited

Psychic abilities are notorious in their reliability...

However, the psychic escapes - heads to the reporter she trusted and shoots him... puts the body in acid (as yes, this psychic also has an entire special lab and rendering plant) to remove most ID - shatters the dental area... and plops the corpse in her stolen van, along with dexter morganlike equipment... and drives to the couple's backyard...

She hides the equipment in the couple's carriage house and then drags the human remains to the rose bush garden.... she starts digging...

"HOLD IT" cries the sheriff as lights pop on "Da cwiminal alwaws weturns to da seen of da cwime" and she is cuffed and led away

The couple comes out shocked... outraged! "Not her again!"

"Downt werwee, she going away long time this time!" Says the sheriff

The wife notices where the psychic dug a small finger bone uncovered... the actual bodies the couple did bury in the rose bushes... she deftly covertly kicks a clod of earth over it

The sheriff takes the psychic away and she goes to prison for life

The believers in psychic phenomena claim she was still right... her future vision almost came true... therefore it was close enough... and thus the psychic powers must exist!

DA END
"They are lean and athirst!!!!"
brody
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Aren't all psychics "self-described"?

Or do others just fall to their knees screaming, "He's a psychic"?
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On 2013-06-15 07:22, Godzilla wrote:
Perhaps,She should have added a disclaimer when she reported the dismembered bodies..."For Entertainment Purposes Only!" Smile
Now that's the ticket!!!
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
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Dr Spektor:

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Psychic abilities are notorious in their reliability



Yeah, especially during rigorous testing.

LMAO LOL ABC..easy as 1,2,3....
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