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Now what scientist decides hey Im going to conduct reseacrh on the scent(s)that of old people. Apparently the one at Monell Chemical. The foundation of his research is pretty amusing. This guy took a trip to the USA and said to himself,"Hey! Old people smell the same here as they do in Sweden!

Not saying that old people smell bad, they just have a particular scent. Like mothballs or a rocking chair that's been in the attic for a couple of years. It has something to do with evolutionary traits or something. I didn't pay attention to the mumbo jumbo but from what I understand its like the way some animals use their nose to sniff out the young.

If this is indeed something that we're sensing and not just smelling it makes you wonder what else the human body does that we're unaware that we're aware.
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Of course old people smell. In the Winter time when they put their wool coats on they all smell like moth balls. Some old ladies smell like breath mints. Many old men smell like poligrip. In about 15 more years I will smell like Old spice after shave lotion.
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Old people can hear with their eyes and see past the end of their nose and so know what it feels like to taste the smell of the intelligence of the universe. Said the old fart. Smile
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Smells are foreva. Age is Infinite. For every Age there's a smell. HEY! Grandpa! Let's chew Ensure and drink some broccoli. But wait! I heard you was a ninety a plus a 9 whoahhhhh.
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A rose by any other age would not smell as sweet?
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Good luck smelling anything but people's shampoo, deodorant,. hand lotion, laundry detergent, fabric softener, etc... not to mention the noxious "room freshener".

Maybe they are smelling like Bengay (anti pain cream).

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I agree with Mary most of them smell like Ben-Gay
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Smells are foreva. Age is Infinite. For every Age there's a smell. HEY! Grandpa! Let's chew Ensure and drink some broccoli. But wait! I heard you was a ninety a plus a 9 whoahhhhh.


You should have said a 9 a times a nine ahhhhh because 90 throws it all off rhythmically being 2 syllables. You always want a 1 syllable word between your a's Eternity
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Them as if you are us.
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You stole the words out my mouth. Im just goin by his avatar. But it looks like an energetic old man who isn't ready to call it quits tho I learned you cant always judge a person by their Avatar. Cough*Manti*cough
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Smells are foreva. Age is Infinite. For every Age there's a smell. HEY! Grandpa! Let's chew Ensure and drink some broccoli. But wait! I heard you was a ninety a plus a 9 whoahhhhh.


You should have said a 9 a times a nine ahhhhh because 90 throws it all off rhythmically being 2 syllables. You always want a 1 syllable word between your a's Eternity
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Ahhhhhh!
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I'd come to your aid Al but I don't want them sniffing around me too closely.

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Al, brother, I'm with Mary on this. There are some obtuse folks in here who don't deserve our attention. Let them move on in being obtuse to each other and forget about them.
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On 2013-07-09 13:56, foreva.infiniti wrote:

Now what scientist decides hey Im going to conduct reseacrh on the scent(s)that of old people. Apparently the one at Monell Chemical. The foundation of his research is pretty amusing. This guy took a trip to the USA and said to himself,"Hey! Old people smell the same here as they do in Sweden!

Of course they do. They smell through their noses. Like everyone else. Does anyone really think that people suddenly start smelling through their eyes or hands (depending where they live) as they get older?
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Of course they do. They smell through their noses. Like everyone else. Does anyone really think that people suddenly start smelling through their eyes or hands (depending where they live) as they get older?


Actually, from a scientific point of you, they do, If they are descendants of the lava lizard. They will start to form those particular traits as they evolve ( age ).

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Smells are foreva. Age is Infinite. For every Age there's a smell. HEY! Grandpa! Let's chew Ensure and drink some broccoli. But wait! I heard you was a ninety a plus a 9 whoahhhhh.


You should have said a 9 a times a nine ahhhhh because 90 throws it all off rhythmically being 2 syllables. You always want a 1 syllable word between your a's Eternity
:rainbow:

Oh and one more thing, young man. What's with this "Number" thing? In my 'hood we say "Numba," dig?
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Forget about the elderly science has also proven that little babies stink. Science is very perceptive.
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Thought Penn & Teller had already disconfirmed the old people smell :{
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On 2013-07-09 20:01, foreva.infiniti wrote:
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On 2013-07-09 16:48, landmark wrote:
Smells are foreva. Age is Infinite. For every Age there's a smell. HEY! Grandpa! Let's chew Ensure and drink some broccoli. But wait! I heard you was a ninety a plus a 9 whoahhhhh.


You should have said a 9 a times a nine ahhhhh because 90 throws it all off rhythmically being 2 syllables. You always want a 1 syllable word between your a's Eternity
:rainbow:

Oh and one more thing, young man. What's with this "Number" thing? In my 'hood we say "Numba," dig?
The youth today . . .


Well the thing is Miss/Mr. (depending on what day you read this) Infiniti is not from the hood. Maybe the person behind the mask is. That remains to be seen but you must've came out of a time machine talking bout dig. No ones said that since before I was born. The middle aged today.
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