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Prof Philonious Sham
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Thought I should hop down from the Vardo and introduce myself....

Professor Philonous Sham, at your service.... World Travler... Explorer.... Collector of the
Bizaar and odd.... perveyor of.... hmmm... how shall I phrase this.... Ah.... Perveyor of those Legendary.. ahem ... Cure Alls, ointments, salves and Tinctures.... yes those Sham medicines that have the Dear old Professor running.... ahem.... to spread the wellness throughout this great land.

Why I even offer a towel that will soke up 5 times it's weight in water!

I know what you're thinking..... "Professor Sham... WOW... you must be one of the great scientific minds of this century".


The bad rocky back roads I travel to... ahem... avoid getting caught ... ahem and detianed... ummm.... DELAYED... ahem... by um... greatful customers.

Why everywhere I go, my customers keep a sharp eye out for the Porfessor.... why even the local Constabulary can't wait for my return... ahem... foot cream... yes that's it.... they are after me for the foot cream.

Speaking of the locals... I must be off.....

Look for me from time to time in your town.... just follow the mob... ahem.... CROWD... just follow the crowd.
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Prof. Philonious Sham, Esq.
"If you bought it from the Pofessor...
It's a true Sham product"
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Prof Philonious Sham
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Curt

I am just building this act, and as of yet do not have a page up for it.

Sham exactly what he appears to be. A period comical shady type. He knows what he offers of "questionable" origin and he skirts the boundaries of the truth... AND the crowd knows up front the gist of the show without need of disclaimers.
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Prof. Philonious Sham, Esq.
"If you bought it from the Pofessor...
It's a true Sham product"
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