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weepinwil
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I have been watching the kickstart projects for a while now and was thinking about doing one of my own but wanted my bizarre friend's input on the success. The project would utilize the Pimsleur Approach combined with the Rosetta Stone format to teach people the language of speaking with the dead. As some of you know, the language of the dead is a mix of mime and ventriloquism and can be tricky. They often try to convince me they are just sleeping, but after many years I've learned not to trust the dead. Anyway, your input on the success of the project is appreciated. I think the cost would be about the same as a pauper funeral or back-ally colonoscopy and supporters would have their choice of which they preferred if the project is funded. Thanks for your help.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Although I prefer talking to demons, shedim, dykkubim, and the like, I'm up for learning a new language. Tell me, though, do the rescently dead express their accents in their escaping gasses? I terrible understanding even the living with accents. Oy!

Thanks for the post, Will! You never fail to darken our day.
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On 2013-09-11 10:50, YitzhakNoDice wrote:

Thanks for the post, Will! You never fail to darken our day.


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On 2013-09-11 10:50, YitzhakNoDice wrote:
Although I prefer talking to demons, shedim, dykkubim, and the like, I'm up for learning a new language. Tell me, though, do the rescently dead express their accents in their escaping gasses? I terrible understanding even the living with accents. Oy!

Thanks for the post, Will! You never fail to darken our day.


Actually the dead express more of an asscent than an accent.
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In todas society I would imagine there is very Little difference speaking to the dead or the (barely) alive Smile
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If you stand before an open casket and stare at the face of the deceased long enough,
They will acknowledge being aware of your presence via a movement of their eyes beneath their closed eye lids.

A movement similar to REM, but slower.

Movement right to left and back again which can code answers to any question you might care to ask.

It is a most surreal and unnerving experience.

Kotah
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On 2013-09-11 13:45, george1953 wrote:
In todas society I would imagine there is very Little difference speaking to the dead or the (barely) alive Smile

speaking to the dead or the (barely) alive Smile

In some cases's some of my student's,lol.
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On 2013-09-11 15:01, KOTAH wrote:
If you stand before an open casket and stare at the face of the deceased long enough,
They will acknowledge being aware of your presence via a movement of their eyes beneath their closed eye lids.

A movement similar to REM, but slower.

Movement right to left and back again which can code answers to any question you might care to ask.

It is a most surreal and unnerving experience.

Kotah


If you leave them alone long enough they pee on the floor and then act like they didn't.
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weepinwil
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On 2013-09-11 13:45, george1953 wrote:
In todas society I would imagine there is very Little difference speaking to the dead or the (barely) alive Smile


The barely alive mumble more.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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