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Ok as you all have probably figured out by now(if you've read anything I posted) I have a really warped sense of humour. Now with that there's a part of me that finds really bad absolutely horrible jokes very amusing.

So I thought it would be fun if for everyone to just think of the worste most horrible joke you've ever heard one that you're scared to tell your friends or even make one up and post it here.

Ok I'll start: why didn't the cannibal want to eat the clown?
He thought it tasted funny.

Ok your turn go!
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Q: What's the difference between hard and light?










A: You can sleep with a light on.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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Yes!!!! I love it keep em coming!
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Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone while he crossed the street?

He got hit by a car.
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Why did the mouse marry the elephant?

He had to.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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How do you get a witch pregnant?

You have to have sex with her.
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I should also mention these jokes can be as story form as long as they're really bad.
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Jokes, or riddles?

So far . . . just riddles.

(You may think I'm being picky, but Cesar Romero and Frank Gorshin would disagree. Were they not dead, that is.)
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Well if you want to over intellectualize it I can go there. Where as a riddle consists of a clue or a series of clues then a solution. A joke consists of a situation or scenario and a punch line. That said it can be in a question and answer or story format. Hope this clears things up for those of us who are t as smart and pretentious as others here.
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A Noo Yawk Italian accented knock knock joke:

Knocka knocka

Whos-a there-a?

Me-a?

Me-a who-a?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Hey! Why the long face?"
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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Ha just got the Joker Riddler reference that's funny!
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Quote:
On 2013-09-25 22:25, frankvomit wrote:
Ha just got the Joker Riddler reference that's funny!

If overintellectualized?

;)
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Touche S2000!
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A guy walks into a bar and says "Ouch!!"
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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Guy goes to a brothel looking for something really different. The Madame tells him she's got just the thing and brings him to Zelda. Zelda had a glass eye and when she removes it, can do amazing things that the guy could never have imagined. As he leaves he promises to return. Zelda replies, "I'll keep an eye out for you."
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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LOL!!! I deplore political correctness. A freakin' joke is a freakin' joke. Great joke!
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Definition: Happy Roman. Gladiator. (c'mon, think about it!)
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about? Smile

My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums.
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Did you know that you are not legally allowed to be buried in a cemetery that is win-in 10 miles from where you live?
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Because cemeteries are for dead people.
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A girl with a hair lip goes to a dance, self-conscious about it, and fearing no one will ask her to dance. Also at the dance is a guy with a wooden eye who is reluctant to ask anyone to dance, fearing his condition will repel the ladies.
But the guy works up the nerve and just happens to ask the girl mentioned.
He: "Would you like to dance?"
She:"Would I??
He: HAIR LIP!!!
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A priest, a rabbi, and a donkey walk into a bar and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"
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