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Andrew Zuber Inner circle Los Angeles, CA 3014 Posts |
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On 2013-10-16 15:25, Bob1Dog wrote: I first I thought this said "Why are elephants gay?" and then *I* was the confused one.
"I'm sorry - if you were right, I would agree with you." -Robin Williams, Awakenings
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
@Andrew,
This guy is gray, |
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Devious Inner circle 2120 Posts |
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On 2013-10-18 00:08, Michael Baker wrote: Here's a lame pizza joke, "What kind of pizza does a prostitute enjoy?" Answer: "Papa Johns" get it, Johns I told you; lame. |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
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On 2013-10-21 14:08, Andrew Zuber wrote: That's ok Andrew, I'm forever confused; just ask some folks in here.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
A guy went to a psychiatrist. "Doc," he said, "I keep having these alternating recurring dreams. First I'm a teepee, then I'm a wigwam, then I'm a teepee, and then I'm a wigwam. It's driving me crazy. What's wrong with me?"
The doctor replied, "It's very simple. You're two tents."
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts |
Oh god Bob!
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Michael Baker Eternal Order Near a river in the Midwest 11172 Posts |
Andrew, do we have to start calling you, Blueberry?
Devious, that guy is not just gray, he is fifty shades of it.
~michael baker
The Magic Company |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
A group of friars lived in a monastery. As with many monasteries, the friars found it necessary to run a small business to support themselves. They ran a floral shop. One day one of the friars brought in an exquisite find: a Venus fly trap. It was such a cute thing, they couldn't bear to sell it, so they just kept it on display.
But after a while, it grew so big that flies were no longer enough to satisfy it. It ate cockroaches, but it kept growing. It ate mice, but it still kept growing. It ate chipmunks, squirrels, cats, then raccoons and dogs and ponies. Finally the villagers got wise to this and attempted to put a stop to it. But try as they might, no one could. One way or another, the friars outsmarted the townsfolk and raided their farms of large animals. Finally the villagers pooled their money and hired a professional named Hugh to come in and capture the friars. Hugh stormed the monastery, destroyed the fly trap, captured the friars, and turned them over to the police. The moral of this story is: > > > > > > > > > > > > Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
Inspired by Gizoogle.
How does Snoop Dogg keep his tighties white? Bleeeeach.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
A man walked into a bar and sat down, ordered a beer. As he sipped the beer, he heard a soothing voice say, "Nice tie!" Looking around he noticed that the bar was empty except for himself and the bartender. A few sips later the voice said, "Beautiful shirt." At this, the man called the bartender over. "Hey, I must be losing my mind," he told the bartender. "I keep hearing these voices saying nice things, and there's not a soul in here but us."
"It's the peanuts," answered the bartender. "They're complimentary."
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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Andrew Zuber Inner circle Los Angeles, CA 3014 Posts |
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On 2013-10-23 08:55, Magnus Eisengrim wrote: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? In case of a drizzle.
"I'm sorry - if you were right, I would agree with you." -Robin Williams, Awakenings
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Bu now you've read my horrible joke about a girl with one foot missing being called Eileen.
So what do you call a Chinese girl with one foot missing? > > > > > Irene. |
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George Ledo Magic Café Columnist SF Bay Area 3042 Posts |
Two cannibals catch a missionary and cook him, then decide that one will start at the head and eat his way down and the other will start at the feet and eat his way up.
After about an hour, the guy at the bottom asks the other guy, "How're you dong?" The guy says, "I'm doing great. How're you doing?" "I'm having a ball."
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
www.georgefledo.net Latest column: "Sorry about the photos in my posts here" |
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
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On 2013-10-24 16:59, George Ledo wrote: Quite the typo!
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
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George Ledo Magic Café Columnist SF Bay Area 3042 Posts |
Ouch. That hurts worse than the bad joke.
That's our departed buddy Burt, aka The Great Burtini, doing his famous Cups and Mice routine
www.georgefledo.net Latest column: "Sorry about the photos in my posts here" |
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frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts |
Oh I do t know , how are you dong?
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
Aren't you in the wrong thread?
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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frankvomit Elite user 485 Posts |
Maybe, I'll make it right:
how do crabs with broken legs get around? On crotches. |
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Bob1Dog Inner circle Wife: It's me or this houseful of 1159 Posts |
A scientist cloned himself, but the clone turned out to be incredibly rude. Eventually, the scientist got sick of his clone and pushed him over a cliff.
The next day he was arrested for making an obscene clone fall.
What if the Hokey Pokey really IS what it's all about?
My neighbor rang my doorbell at 2:30 a.m. this morning, can you believe that, 2:30 a.m.!? Lucky for him I was still up playing my drums. |
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arthur stead Inner circle When I played soccer, I hit 1773 Posts |
Announcement heard over the intercom at an airport:
"Paging Miss Rexia. Miss Annie Rexia." |
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