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If you have until Tuesday to practise why not learn some large illusions as well, they blend perfectly with mentalism and at the end you could make yourself dissappear only to re-appear at your next show, all ready to go.
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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Tutu

go shove your head up your ass and do a sight unseen act..it might be a bit tight at first but keep pushing....you will get it up there eventually...

Everyone will love that trust me Im a mentalist..

I don't want to sound racist but clowns should be deported ---- anywhere
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I really don't understand why this hasn't been moved downstairs. I mean, anyone can google "clown" or "mentalist," and this will be the first site that comes up! There's no way we could recover from someone finding out what a "b****t" or a "p**k" or a "*********" is. It's a shame, really.
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Hmmm... card to big squeaky shoe.
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You could do a display of extreme PK.
Get a car, the smaller and funnier the better to fit with your Mento The Clown persona, After doing all your usual stuff ask the audience for silence as you concentrate, then make the doors fall off.

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Tutu

Mento sounds like a great name! Just stay away from any presentations involving Diet Cola.

The Magic Coloring Book Test may be the perfect addition for your act. No reading skill required!
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Don’t waste your money buying anything Tutu. It’s all FREE over on the torrent sites plus there is clown porn to boot.
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On 2013-09-29 06:14, RobFromNZ wrote:
Dude - just check youtube. HEAPS of great stuff on there by 14 year old mentalists.


Tutu replies:

I'm 47. I started being a clown when I was working at the WalMart before they fired me.

Love,

Tutumento Mentalo II (I added the "II" just in case another clown mentalist is using the name.)
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On 2013-09-29 02:12, Godzilla wrote:
TuTu,also work on an ACAAN ! (Any Clown At Any Number)
Everyone loves,this !!!


If it's an advice about putting a show together, I think you mean "Any Number For Any Clown", don't you?
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On 2013-09-29 08:43, Dr. JK wrote:
I really don't understand why this hasn't been moved downstairs. I mean, anyone can google "clown" or "mentalist," and this will be the first site that comes up! There's no way we could recover from someone finding out what a "b****t" or a "p**k" or a "*********" is. It's a shame, really.


Tutu responds:

Where is downstairs? I already live in the basement. And could someone please tell me what a "b****t" is? (I already know what a "p***k" is, because audiences sometimes say that to me when I'm showing them my stuff.)

Why are you being so mean to me? Smile

Downheartedly,

Tutumento Mentalo II
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What turns my stomach is the fact that some white faced clown literally did put MOAB into her birthday kiddie show shortly after it was released . . . even more frightening is the fact that Bob has nailed things on the head when it comes to a large number of the newbies we see our there.

Clowns & Mental Magic could happen, just look at some of the stuff on the market and ask yourself, who are that pandering to. . . ?

Clowns "inventing" Mental Magic. . . well, I'll be kind, you know who you are and you know you're guilty of creating Le Garbarge. . .

As to Tutu. . . PLEASE GOD, TELL ME BOB ISN'T DOING DRAG TOO. . .
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On 2013-09-29 09:50, illusionactor wrote:
Tutu

Mento sounds like a great name! Just stay away from any presentations involving Diet Cola.

The Magic Coloring Book Test may be the perfect addition for your act. No reading skill required!


The exploding Diet Coke trick is my big finale at kid's birthday parties! Even the moms look amazed when I do it in their house!

Love,

Tutu (again. I think it's easier if people want my autograph.)
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@Bob, as much as I like your usual posts "it's all in my books" (no offense meant Smile ) I really find this thread particularly good! Smile
A classic, maybe worth a sticky?
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On 2013-09-29 10:19, Bard wrote:
What turns my stomach is the fact that some white faced clown literally did put MOAB into her birthday kiddie show shortly after it was released . . . even more frightening is the fact that Bob has nailed things on the head when it comes to a large number of the newbies we see our there.

Clowns & Mental Magic could happen, just look at some of the stuff on the market and ask yourself, who are that pandering to. . . ?

Clowns "inventing" Mental Magic. . . well, I'll be kind, you know who you are and you know you're guilty of creating Le Garbarge. . .

As to Tutu. . . PLEASE GOD, TELL ME BOB ISN'T DOING DRAG TOO. . .




This thread isn't about anyone but Tutu. He is a work of fiction and any resemblance to actual persons is purely coincidental. Smile

(And what I wear under my clothes is none of your business!)
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On 2013-09-29 10:24, Cervier wrote:
@Bob, as much as I like your usual posts "it's all in my books" (no offense meant Smile ) I really find this thread particularly good! Smile
A classic, maybe worth a sticky?


Are you kidding? This IS one of my books and now you are in it!
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Jezus there really IS clown porn out there! Ive just been scarred for life!
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http://vimeo.com/13100091

an antidote for clowns
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Tutu, I'm sorry no one is taking you seriously. So I'll tell you that the most important thing is your persona. Ask yourself "Am I the kind of mentalist who wears a fez or a turban?" It's also helpful to write a history for your persona. Did these powers come to me by being hit in the head? Was I dropped on my head as a baby? Did I fall down some stairs and land on my head? Was I banging my head continuously against a wall? Think seriously about what kind of head injury you got that awakened your powers. It's these kind of details that make all the difference.
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