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granterg
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Because he was blind folded!
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Because he was trying to take the conversation downstairs.
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On 2014-01-07 22:29, granterg wrote:
Because he was blind folded!


Dude, you already have the best answer!
;)
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Because, I'm seeing that you're at a crossroad...
arthur stead
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So the audience helper could "project" their thoughts ...
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On 2014-01-07 15:25, MichaelCGM wrote:
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On 2014-01-07 12:38, granterg wrote:
To see if he could make it in 13 steps!
Now that's a great response right there! Smile



Corinda would agree. Best answer for sure!

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Because decades ago Annemann performed an effect on the side he was on and he thought he'd write it up from the other side and sell it as something new.
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Because there was a Car-in-da Way!
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To show the rest of you chickens it could be done....?
THE MAN THE SKEPTICS REFUSE TO TEST FOR ONE MILLION DOLLARS.. The Worlds Foremost Authority on Houdini's Life after Death.....
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To establish contact with the chicken
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Because his act was pedestrian.

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So he don-injure himself on the car-in-da way! bad play on words, I know Smile
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If you have to ask then you are not a mentalist!
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Because there was a fork in the road and a bending opportunity was presented.

(No point in having the talent if you haven't got the tine).
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To get to a stationary story where he could buy all the props he needed for an impromptu show?
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...because he thought it was a brand new road, but really it was a very old one he hadn't heard about - but someone put fresh tarmac on it and charge him a fortune to walk there...
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...because he saw a group of magicians coming towards him, and he didn't want to be recognised as one of them..
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Because he had previously given someone an envelope with a prediction.
after crossing the road he asked them to open the envelope.

Inside the envelope is says..
Someone will ask the question "why did the mentalist cross the road ?"

and on the back of the prediction it says...
and some clever people will suggest some funny answers.
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Good one, IAIN! How about this:

To get to the bookstore so he could purchase Bob Cassidy's new book?
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To steal his competitor's act
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