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Mentalists don't cross roads, the roads cross over under his influence...

or its a himber road...
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...because he couldn't circle, star, square or wavy-lines the road... *groan*
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He only kwows
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Because he was Out to Lunch.

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Because the road wasn't the correct prediction.
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...To get to the other side...(as predicted) because that was the first answer that came into your head, wasn't it.
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He didn't need a justification. He just did it boldly, and nobody thought to question it.
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....to see the Bob Cassidy lecture!
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That's what I was thinking too!!!
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Cause thee he was allowed to walk naked..
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He wanted to go south.
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He did not want to in-jog,he didn't want to out-jog either...he walked instead.
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To punch Alberto Gonzalez in the face. (not the baseball player!)
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To get to the Magic Store.
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On 2014-01-09 15:11, C.J. wrote:
He didn't need a justification. He just did it boldly, and nobody thought to question it.
Another absolutely great answer. You guys are hilarious. Smile
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To get to the bank so he could cash the extraordinarily large check he just collected for his performance!
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On 2014-01-11 20:06, arthur stead wrote:
To get to the bank so he could cash the extraordinarily large check he just collected for his performance!


...which, thankfully, he was able to find hidden amongst the audience!
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