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... in an envelope taped underneath a random spectator's chair!
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…because Staples carried something Office Depot didn't.
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He was thinking of a chicken???? Too soon?
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To visit an internet Café to log onto the Magic Café Smile
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Because the spectator was just about to, and he wanted to be one step ahead.
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Because the chicken did.
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No one really crossed the road, it was just a rumour started up by one mentalist and his friends helped perpetuate it online and thus it became real...
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Well it depends, of course, on which mentalist it was that crossed the road...

… but without knowing that detail I’d have to guess that even the mentalist doesn’t know why he crossed the road... because the steps he took to get there are very likely to be as unmotivated, unnecessary, and unfortunately uninteresting as all the other steps he insists on taking. Smile
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To withdraw more cash from the ATM... Smile
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Just for a little misdirection.
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Because he stepped over Rick Maues eBook.
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Because that's where Derren Brown placed the broken glass.
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Because he thought he saw someone across the street to whom he had not yet said, "Think of a card."
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To confirm what he claimed to see on the other side.
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Because had already bored everybody on this side. So he thought he would bore somemore,,,,those street monkeys get everywhere.
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He thought he was being CHaSeD.
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Quote:
On 2014-01-22 02:25, JonBarr wrote:
He thought he was being CHaSeD.


nice
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But he was SHoCkeD when he saw the truck coming at him.
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On 2014-01-22 03:20, mastermindreader wrote:
But he was SHoCkeD when he saw the truck coming at him.


... which he hadn't noticed because he was caught up in inner thoughts.

Mike
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