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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
Had to fire my custodian at the Death Emporium. A customer complained that the place smelled like something was dead in it.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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gmeister Inner circle 1588 Posts |
Cue the snare!
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts |
Never mind, he was probrably a dead loss anyway
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 09:47, george1953 wrote: But you don't understand how difficult it is to get a custodian. Took 2 years sfter the last one. Somehow people are not very forgetting when you embalm a custodian taking a nap on the gurney because the light is dim, you just woke up, and thought he was the cadaver. Don't know which face would be funnier, his face when I trocared him or my face when I noticed a cadaver on a gurney in the shadows. It was an unforgettable moment.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Michael_MacDonald 1964 - 2016 Washington 2034 Posts |
You kill me will lol......no wait I did not mean that ....uhhh will?!?!?!??!
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spookyone Loyal user Canada 282 Posts |
LOL
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Sicnatius Veteran user Connecticut 396 Posts |
I want to have the same stuff weepinwil had.
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Godzilla Inner circle Tied & Untied Witches on 5316 Posts |
Death Emporium Love,is never having to say the words...I'm,Sorry !
Well,maybe to the Paying/Living Customer!
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
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afinemesh Inner circle Senseless gibberish that amounts to 2621 Posts |
Yo Wil. . .never trust a dead guy!
"I've always been mental, I'm sure of it" Boris Pocus
"Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny". . .Bruce Springsteen |
weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 11:36, Michael_MacDonald wrote: Your last mile is always my first priority Michael.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 14:20, afinemesh wrote: The Dead are so deceiving.....
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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afinemesh Inner circle Senseless gibberish that amounts to 2621 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 14:22, weepinwil wrote: My point exactly!
"I've always been mental, I'm sure of it" Boris Pocus
"Someday we'll look back on this and it will all seem funny". . .Bruce Springsteen |
weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 14:37, afinemesh wrote: They just lay there looking all innocent and stuff, all the time laughing behind that phony smile because they controlled your day.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts |
Some of them even have the nerve to speak to us via John Edwards, they must be desperate.
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 19:33, george1953 wrote: The problem is they don't tell him the truth. They take turns fooling him and immitating each other. You just can't trust the Dead.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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YitzhakNoDice Special user Portland, Oregon 517 Posts |
Yeah, you know, I once contacted a spirit who was laid to rest by Willie; I'm sure of it. The spirit was all fun and games, laughing at the sitters and throwing things even. But someone asked him how he died and he went all quiet. Finally, in a quiet vioce he said, "I died by the hand of Death...or someone who looked a lot like him."
Good luck finding a new cleaner, Willie. Remember, if you follow (pel) Death (met), you get a new attendant (met-ap-pel)!
A wise man's question contains half the answer. - Solomon ben Judah, Philosopher
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weepinwil Inner circle USA 3828 Posts |
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On 2014-01-25 21:45, YitzhakNoDice wrote: I know what you mean... some of the bodies I get are real cut-ups. Especially those from the autopsy department. One asked me last night, "How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb?" Of course the answer is, "None, the living will do it for you if you wait long enough." It was so funny I almost pee'd my pants and two cadavers laughed so hard they pee'd on the embalming room floor. And here I am with no cleaner.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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