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Kondini
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Just moved into the Avebury Circle and a first visit to the Tourist gift shop found several books on Crop Circles. Further inspection found photos of many circles made over the past forty years, all of these spec books were very expensive to buy, of the highest quality manufacture and of the very highest standard.
So how should I respond to the pics of circles which I had a hand in making all those years ago, with teenage mates out for a laugh !!!!! Now refered to as Circles created by unknown forces (According to the authors) hahaha I am now an unknown force.....Believe it or not !!!

So what would you do ?????

KEN.
Tom Jorgenson
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Time for an expensive art book on an expose of crop circles. How, why, when, with whom....make it an instruction manual and you'll turn CC's from a mystery to an authentic art form.

Assume your rightful place and you'll get a vast number of offers for radio and TV interviews. Become the Crop Circle King.

Glory in it, claim the title. Don't waste your opportunity.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
Kondini
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Thought about that angle Tom but I wasn't the first and only one of many. We used to meet in the Waggon and Horses pub in Beckhampton once or twice a month,,,,it turned into a booze night with the resulting drunks armed with rope and bits of timber (our tools of the trade) then off in the moonlight we went resulting in another pattern in the corn. Who was the first god knows but the local farmers soon bottomed on to making a charge for viewing.

Maybe to perpetuate the myths but guide in a different direction.
A Crop seminar took place last month with tickets at £150 for the weekend sessions !!! So mAybe to keep the secret would bring in more of a profit in the long run.

Visitors to the Stones way out number visitors to Stonehenge so a huge catchment of marks is already ripe for the picking of !!!
Harley Newman
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I smell a seminar coming! With a book detailing "Secrets of the Circle", available to seminar participants at a special reduced price!
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain

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rossmacrae
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Dude, you hooked up the cables and let the lightning hit the monster's bolts (and piercings, I suppose) ... and now you CAN'T STOP IT!

The crop-circle fakery has been exposed more than once by those who did it ... and, as usual, the "true believers" utterly reject the honest explanation. It's on a permanent roll now! Tell your problem to Ramtha!
Rizzo
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I am still truly amazed at how intricate those made circles look from above, astonishing really.
3 can keep a secret if 2 are dead
rossmacrae
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What Kondini said ... that sort of thing is exactly what the space aliens want you to believe!
Kondini
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Has this farce hit the USA yet ? If not I'm happy to give lessons and supply the tools (Rope,short flat timber planks and a tape measure)
So if you want to become a leg end in the middle of the night just send me £1000.
This is a one off offer restricted to 50,000 purchasers only.

Contact K Dean @ Avebury Stones World Heritage site, Wiltshire.UK. SN81RQ

Ken.
Circusman
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I just rolled the mother-in-law around and got the same effect.

Bobby.
Eric the Excellent
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Crop Circles have definitely reached the USA. Made it all the way to hollywood, a couple of times, the best example being http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0286106/

You'll never convince anyone; it's obviously aliens. Everybody knows that. Smile
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