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A cop is in prison for conspiring to kidnap, murder, cook and eat women. The kicker? He has landed the job of cook in prison.
"Gilberto Valle, 30, makes breakfast and lunch daily for his fellow prisoners in a kitchen at the Metropolitan Correctional Center in lower Manhattan. He earns 44 cents an hour in perhaps the most ironic jail work assignment in recent memory." Now I want to know...whose brilliant idea was this? http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nyc-.......1783911
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tommy Eternal Order Devil's Island 16543 Posts
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The Club of Rome
If there is a single truth about Magic, it is that nothing on earth so efficiently evades it.
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george1953 Inner circle Mallorca (Spain) 5943 Posts
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Prison food is getting better
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
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Pecan_Creek Veteran user The Nation of TEXAS! 323 Posts
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YOu have to kind of look at his previous experience as an internship of sorts.
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balducci Loyal user Canada 227 Posts
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On May 9, 2014, Pecan_Creek wrote: But he has no previous cooking experience. Seems he was busted and convicted for fantasizing, and posting and communicating online. Before being arrested and placed behind bars, it is unclear whether he even knew how to open a can a soup.
Make America Great Again! - Trump in 2020 ... "We're a capitalistic society. I go into business, I don't make it, I go bankrupt. They're not going to bail me out. I've been on welfare and food stamps. Did anyone help me? No." - Craig T. Nelson, actor.
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Perhaps if he's good, he will obtain the experience to make his dream come true.
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Pecan_Creek Veteran user The Nation of TEXAS! 323 Posts
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On May 9, 2014, balducci wrote: So, That's the same level of experience requirement to be President or a congressman. Hasn't stopped anybody (of any party) yet! Except for the behind bars thing. |
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Wizzard Veteran user 322 Posts
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It's never the wand, it's always the magician
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