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Marlin1894
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On Oct 17, 2014, stoneunhinged wrote:

I was approached with the offer of a gig as a fashion model for HANS&KERNIG.



Not Hugo Boss?



Great pic!
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On Oct 17, 2014, stoneunhinged wrote:
I ditched the rope and replaced the cowboy hat with a fedora. Now I look so cool and boss-like that I was approached with the offer of a gig as a fashion model for HANS&KERNIG.

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"Shakin' it here, Boss."
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What's this? how do I become boss
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I think the first step is to look cool! Awesome photo, Stoneunhinged.
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I think the first step is to look cool! Awesome photo, Stoneunhinged.
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Thank you Chrystal.



I have decided to become pompous and boring, starting today.


.........


Did you ever wonder about straight-razors? Civilization requires meditative and conspicuous thought, done robasculatorily and methodically. By whom and where? Magically, because the women and children are awed by robasculation and cotton candy. This moves me. It moves us. It requires psychology and finesse and input from people with the name "Jonathan".

Straight-razors cut and magicize, and make us evaluate the inner, paper-like shells of walnuts. And no one gets this but me. Although I want others to get it, because if others would get it, I would be more important in Internet forums.


.........


Unfortunately, I must go to work now. I must mundane myself, verb my students, prepare them to testulate under unfortunate and unferstandable conditions of accuity, because they do not know the differnse between "accident" and "stupidity", and so I blow on windmills and bounce on imaginary mattresses while they ignore my brilliance.


.........

And I suffer.

And I plan to buy a straight-razor to cut the whiskers BELOW my beard. Yes, friends, there is growth below the beard. Didn't you know? Weren't you looking? Where is the magic in you magicians? You haven't got a clue about magic. Magic lies in the eyes of children and the whiskers below our beards.
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I apologize for the last post.

Lets start again.

I like clouds.
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So do I. Can I have a raise?
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On Nov 11, 2014, Marlin1894 wrote:
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LOL!

That is a very beautiful cloud. I'm not sure I want to ever see one like that in person, though. Or can you make one in a jar as a home experiment?

Take a jar, some dry ice, a tiny bit of plutonium....
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So do I. Can I have a raise?


Yes. I just doubled your salary.
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On Nov 12, 2014, stoneunhinged wrote:

That is a very beautiful cloud.


It's the kind of cloud Bob Ross would paint if he painted mushroom clouds and other scenes of nuclear devastation.

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Thankyou very much, Opus. Smile

I'm watching this right now:


See 10:58 Smile! Yes sir, son!
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