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The Curator
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And they never take a lifeboat.
George Ledo
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Cadavers can't annoy you when talking on a cell phone... or text while driving.
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Cadavers can't vote Republican. (or Democrat depending on your political affiliation.)
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On Aug 13, 2014, George Ledo wrote:
Cadavers can't annoy you when talking on a cell phone... or text while driving.


At the Death Emporium, we always encourage loved ones to bury the cell phone with the deceased so they can call the first few weeks and listen to the voice greeting and maybe leave a message. At first, we thought it might help in the recovery process. Then an employee decided to remove the phone and a couple days later called with a gasping sound and labored voice, "Help me!" It was funny but expensive to dig up the body. Since then, found out he'd done it a couple other times but the widows didn't say anything because it might void the insurance payment.
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What's the difference between a musician and a cadaver ? One composes the other - decomposes:-)
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