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weepinwil
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Since we had so much fun with the what cadavers can't do, I thought we could do one with what they can do. I'll start with this one: "Cadavers can draw a full house and keep a poker face."
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Cadavers, are really good at playing Dead !
"If you watch Godzilla backwards, it's about a big ass lizard who helps rebuild a half burnt-down city, then moonwalks back into the ocean"
Michael Baker
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Cadavers can stick to a DIEt.
Cadavers can keep a secret whispered in their ear.
Cadavers can help you use the carpool lane.
Cadavers can keep a stiff upper lip.
Cadavers can play "Statue" better than anyone in the room.
Cadavers make good pets when your landlord won't let you have a cat.
Cadavers make great boot-scrapers... for awhile.
Cadavers can help you earn that black belt in Judo.
Cadavers don't mind holding your place in line.
Cadavers can give you a hand, if you pull hard enough.
Cadavers can give you a place to plant your flag, but you have to turn them over first.
Cadavers can ride a roller coaster without screaming.
~michael baker
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george1953
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A face down naked cadaver gives you somewhere to park your bike ;-)
By failing to prepare, we are preparing to fail.
weepinwil
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A cadaver can also take one last smoke.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Rot.
“You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus” -Mark Twain

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Doug Higley
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Feed an entire tribe.
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Tony Iacoviello
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Quote:
On Aug 18, 2014, Doug Higley wrote:
Feed an entire tribe.


Or soccer team.
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Pose for an artist for hours,perfectly still and without complaint.
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Put it in a hot tub and make soup.
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