Since we had so much fun with the what cadavers can't do, I thought we could do one with what they can do. I'll start with this one: "Cadavers can draw a full house and keep a poker face."

Cadavers, are really good at playing Dead !

Cadavers can stick to a DIEt.
Cadavers can keep a secret whispered in their ear.
Cadavers can help you use the carpool lane.
Cadavers can keep a stiff upper lip.
Cadavers can play "Statue" better than anyone in the room.
Cadavers make good pets when your landlord won't let you have a cat.
Cadavers make great boot-scrapers... for awhile.
Cadavers can help you earn that black belt in Judo.
Cadavers don't mind holding your place in line.
Cadavers can give you a hand, if you pull hard enough.
Cadavers can give you a place to plant your flag, but you have to turn them over first.
Cadavers can ride a roller coaster without screaming.

A face down naked cadaver gives you somewhere to park your bike ;-)

A cadaver can also take one last smoke.

Rot.

Feed an entire tribe.

Or soccer team.

Pose for an artist for hours,perfectly still and without complaint.

Put it in a hot tub and make soup.