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Magic from A to Z Elite user Sweet Home Alabama 482 Posts |
"Lexophile" is a word used to describe those that have
a love for words, such as "you can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish", or "to write with a broken pencil is pointless." A competition to see who can come up with the best lexophile is held every year in an undisclosed location. This year's winning submission is posted at the very end. .. When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. ... A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. ... When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. .. The batteries were given out free of charge. .. A dentist and a manicurist married. They fought tooth and nail. ... A will is a dead giveaway. .. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. .. A boiled egg is hard to beat. .. When you've seen one shopping Center you've seen a mall. ... Police were called to a day care Center where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. ... Did you hear about the fellow whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. .. A bicycle can't stand alone; it is two tired. .. When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds. .. The guy who fell onto an upholstery machine is now fully recovered. .. He had a photographic memory which was never developed. ... When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. .. Acupuncture is a jab well done. That's the point of it. And the cream of the wretched crop: ... Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end. |
Mary Mowder Inner circle Sacramento / Elk Grove, CA 3659 Posts |
I love these. Thank you.
-Mary Mowder |
foolsnobody Special user Buffalo, NY 843 Posts |
I love 'em too! Cut and pasted them to a friend!
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landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Funny, thanks.
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imgic Inner circle Moved back to Midwest to see 1336 Posts |
My family and I had a good chuckle with these. Thanks.
"Imagination is more important than knowledge."
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LobowolfXXX Inner circle La Famiglia 1196 Posts |
Riding down the street on my motorcycle
Ruth in back of me Hit a speed bump at sixty-five And drove on, ruthlessly.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley. "...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us." |
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