Thought this might be of interest
http://canyouactually.com/9-of-the-most-......er-told/

When the lights went out, all I could feel was my own loneliness grasping at my throat. And then I slowly felt more and more ravenous digits clawing around my entire body as I sunk into the bed.

As I looked out across the bay, a storm was brewing on the horizon. "Batten down the hatches men, there're coming for us again".

Yea, I like this URL.... Two sentences is an amazing idea.....

Iain, that was really cool what you wrote.... Hey, why not try and make up a few more for as small booklet (PDF) just in time for Halloween. Heck, I would buy it from you.... you have some good imagination.


Ray

When you crawl into bed at night, have you ever wondered if your reflection was still standing in the mirror........ watching you?

Annabelle woke to see her grandmother smiling at her. The sickly one they had buried beneath the porch one year ago to this day.

His epic session of onanism ended in spectacular fountains of ecstasy. He opened his eyes to find a cup of tea and biscuit his mum had silently left.

It wasn't the fact that she had left him that had caused him so much upset. It was the fact that he suddenly realised that she had never existed in the first place.

Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner.

He looked at the body bag and slowly pulled the zip open. It was only then he realised, he was staring at himself.

Wish matt hadn't posted that from my diary...

Her golden hair danced in the cool April breeze, a simple smile of satisfaction on little Julian's face as she washed the garden dirt from her hands. A fresh patch of brightly colored yellow and purple pansies planted with care above the scattered remains of two parents that had wrongfully scolded her earlier that day.

This reminds me of Hemmingway's six word story:

"For sale. Baby shoes. Never worn."

Bobby Carrots, London gangster, stood over the doctor - who was quaking at his feet. "Nobody talks to my missus like that," he barked. "Not even me."
"Mr Carrots," stammered the GP. "Please, I beg you. This is all a misunderstanding. I said she had acute angina."

An oldie...
"Mommy Mommy, there's a speck in Daddy's eye!"
"Shut up and eat around it!"

I begin tucking him into bed as he tells me, "Daddy, check for monsters under my bed."
I look underneath for his amusement, and I see him, another him, under the bed, staring back at me quivering and whispering, "Daddy, there's somebody on my bed."