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High School Graduation In Detroit....

A student played high school football in Detroit. He was a great running
back, but a really poor student.

At graduation, he didn't have enough credits but he was a great
football star and the students held a rally and demanded the principal
give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the principal
agreed if Dwayne could answer one question correctly he would give him a
diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students
packed the place. It was standing room only. The principal was on the
stage and told Dwayne to come up. The principal had the diploma in his
hand and said, "Dwayne, if you can answer this question correctly I'll
give you your diploma."

Dwayne said he was ready and the principal asked him the question.
"Dwayne," he said, "How much is three times seven?"

Dwayne looked up at the ceiling and then down at his shoes, just
pondering the question. The other students began chanting, "Graduate him
anyway!" "Graduate him anyway!"

Dwayne held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. he said, "I
think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."

A hush fell over the auditorium and all the other students began another
chant. "Give him another chance!" "Give him another chance!" Smile
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Hmmm . . . guy from Alabama making fun of education in Detroit? Not sure you have any standing there. Smile
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Meh.
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