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I think my husband's home.
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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I love the Magic Café.
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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On Jan 14, 2015, Magnus Eisengrim wrote:
I love the Magic Café.


LOL!
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That's funny, Magnus! How about:

My girlfriend just dumped me ...
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Who's faster, Superman or Flash?
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You look like my ex.

Care to watch The Godfather?

So, are those things real?

Wanna help fold my laundry?

I actually killed somebody once.

Wanna see my extra nipple?

I live with my mom.

I used to be female.
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What's your favorite ABBA song?
"Torture doesn't work" lol
Guess they forgot to tell Bill Buckley.

"...as we reason and love, we are able to hope. And hope enables us to resist those things that would enslave us."
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Hush, my mom is asleep.

Smile
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It will clear up soon.
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What is you feet size ?

What is your sex actually ?
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Are you wealthy or poor?

Are you wearing a bra?
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I watched perverts fondle snowmen.
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How much money you got?
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats
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(After a meal at a restaurant): I forgot my credit card.
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On Jan 15, 2015, Salguod Nairb wrote:
I watched perverts fondle snowmen.

Hey, it almost worked for me. 8-)
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Pardon me, are those real?
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It's only a cold sore ...
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