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Now, I pass the hat (and the crowd disappears).
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Sorry. Here's one I'll remember.
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Here we have a silk.

A long time ago, when I was doing a clown act at birthday parties, I used that line, and a kid called out "That's not a silk, that's a scarf." I've never forgotten it.
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On Jan 14, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote:
Does that seem fair to you?

I can count to five.
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On Jan 14, 2015, S2000magician wrote:
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On Jan 14, 2015, stoneunhinged wrote:
Does that seem fair to you?

I can count to five.


I can't.
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Hey kid! Don't touch that!
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Now cut the deck. Perfect!
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You're five? Are you married?
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