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Circusman Special user Kent, England. 555 Posts |
Hospital Chart Bloopers
1. The patient refused autopsy. 2. The patient has no previous history of suicides. 3. Patient has left white blood cells at another hospital. 4. She has no rigors or shaking chills, but her husband states she was very hot in bed last night. 5. Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for over a year. 6. On the second day the knee was better, and on the third day it disappeared. 7. The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed. 8. The patient has been depressed since she began seeing me in 1993. 9. Discharge status: Alive but without permission. 10. Healthy appearing decrepit 69-year old male, mentally alert but forgetful. 11. Patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch. 12. She is numb from her toes down. 13. While in ER, she was examined, X-rated and sent home. 14. The skin was moist and dry. 15. Occasional, constant infrequent headaches. 16. Patient was alert and unresponsive. 17. Rectal examination revealed a normal size thyroid. 18. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life, until she got a divorce. 19. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy. 20. Both breasts are equal and reactive to light and accommodation. 21. Examination of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized. 22. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function. 23. Skin: somewhat pale but present. 24. The pelvic exam will be done later on the floor. 25. Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities. |
mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
I remember reading a medical report a doctor sent me stating that my client had sustained a herniated dick. (I think he meant to write 'disk')
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Circusman Special user Kent, England. 555 Posts |
Lol.
Hey, Mr Cassidy, last I heard your good lady was having a heart operation. I trust that she is recovering well. Please give her my regards. Bobby Thomson. |
mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Bobby-
She's doing very well. At the end of October she had a triple bypass, two valves replaced and a hole in her heart repaired. Thanks for asking about her. Best- Bob |
landmark Inner circle within a triangle 5194 Posts |
Wow, Bob. Glad everything is okay.
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Magnus Eisengrim Inner circle Sulla placed heads on 1053 Posts |
This is indeed good news, Bob. I'm glad to hear it!
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned; The best lack all conviction, while the worst Are full of passionate intensity.--Yeats |
Circusman Special user Kent, England. 555 Posts |
Wow, she must have had a great team of surgeons there ! Fantastic !
I'm expecting to go in next month for a knee replacement to replace the full knee replacement that they cocked up over three years ago that's left me in a lot of serious pain. (confusing, ain't it ?). Trouble is, my body rejects pain-killers, so I can't have any ! They can't even knock me out during the operation due to heart probs. Welcome to Hell ! Bobby Thomson. |
Tom Jorgenson Inner circle LOOSE ANGLES, CALIFORNIA 4451 Posts |
Bobby- I'd reccommend a few Reiki sessions and some strong Hypno sessions to help you thru that mess. Good luck and Endure.
We dance an invisible dance to music they cannot hear.
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Circusman Special user Kent, England. 555 Posts |
Thank you very much for your very kind comments Tom !
Regards, Bobby. |
mastermindreader 1949 - 2017 Seattle, WA 12586 Posts |
Bobby-
Hang in there. My thoughts are with you. Bob |
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