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weepinwil
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Most people dread Friday the 13th and especially the rare occasion of two in two succeeding months; however, here at the Death Emporium we drag out the cadavers and celebrate because business is booming. As a special gift this year, my wife Sally had the bedroom repainted. For the past thirty years she has strongly endorses the color white. Whenever I suggested we use a little color she'd say, "But Willie dearest, white is clean looking, like the tiles in the embalming room." Needless to say, I see enough white walls, tiles, and sheets and would really like a little color. This was my year! Hurrah!! Three of the walls are gold; I love gold, it reminds me of money and the hardware on many of my coffins. But, wait for it...... the fourth wall was the masterpiece, it was cranberry red. My Gosh, it looks like a wall of blood. I love the color of blood and get aroused at the sight of it flowing freely down the gulleys of the embalming table; but, now it is on my wall. Needless to say, there will be no television watched in that bedroom for a while.

I hope the rest of you got something nice for the holiday.

Weepin' Willie
Purveyor of Death at the Death Emporium and Birthing Center.
"Til Death us do part!" - Weepin Willie
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Must get you over here to decorate my bedroom, everything in Spain is white.
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On Mar 14, 2015, george1953 wrote:
Must get you over here to decorate my bedroom, everything in Spain is white.


Is there a reason for it?
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